I think that I might be pregnant

Mr.Dave · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

I just had a waffle and pickle sandwich and it was sooo good!

I guess I should start preparing for my little bundle of joy.

Does anyone want to be my lamaze coach?

Bitchin · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

who put the baby in you?

Mr.Dave · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

The stork did!

Bitchin · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

REALLY?

brokencrayon · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

the stork is kooL! :tounge1:

KStar · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

I knew there was lots of gay sexing action going on in that place............. pickle and cheese sandwhiches are the best!

c.tard · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

awwww... so when's the baby due?

Iokua · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

I know first aid! I can perform the heimick maneuver on you...that way it'll be fast and efficient.

Ryan Ross · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 03

You think you know your brother...

Mc*Phee · #10 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

U should have a water birth!!!

Mr.Dave · #11 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

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Originally posted by Iokua:
I know first aid! I can perform the heimick maneuver on you...that way it'll be fast and efficient.

Sold! Now we just need someone about 6 feet away with a catcher's mitt.

Ryan Ross · #12 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

I CALL CATCHER! Just dont put no crazy curve on that son of a bitch

Goat · #13 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

i'll bring the celabrotory bologna sandwiches and beer

Ryan Ross · #14 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

Slap dave with the bologna and get the baby drunk?

Goat · #15 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

exactly, that's what kids are missing now-a-days, a proper upbringing!!

stringbeans · #16 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

DAVE HAD AN INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP WITH A STORK

Partizan · #17 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

damn i wonder what the babys gonna look like...

Mr.Dave · #18 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

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Originally posted by Blunted:
I CALL CATCHER! Just dont put no crazy curve on that son of a bitch

All about the knucklebaby.

Taddy_Bare · #19 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

thought of a name yet?

sweet~kandy · #20 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

though about what clothes you going to buy? First booties?

Liquid_polak · #21 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

whatcha gonna call the little tike?

Mr.Dave · #22 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

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Originally posted by sweet~kandy:
though about what clothes you going to buy? First booties?

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquid_polak:
whatcha gonna call the little tike?

What?? You mean they don't come with those things????

Special_J · #23 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 03

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Originally posted by sweet~kandy
though about what clothes you going to buy? First booties?

Well if it is half stork half human, chances are it could not be born with human feet, then it won't need booties.

Oh and I thought of a name, since it is half human and half stork, call it Hork.

Mc*Phee · #24 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 03

have you had an ultrasound yet? could they tell you what sex it is? girl, boy, or beast????

Taddy_Bare · #25 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 03

I think the more important question here is disposible or non-disposible diapers?