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Old Feb 07, 04
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^OF ME!!!! What the hell man.... where are these pictures???

or am i missing some of that 'text sarcasm'?? :PartEkid:
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Old Feb 07, 04
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Doode listen man.

You can't open up a thread like this by naming it Fuck You.

Not everyone knows about you and your "Future Techno" so don't make it like we were supposed to. The Music you produce hasn't received the respect it deserves since its decline in Vancouver rave. Maybe its your shitty way of PR skills that hasnt landed you anything. There are many djs on this board who have also been around for a while and havent landed anything they want either, so cry me a river.

Do you think every big name in Dance music has made it in 5 years? No they havent, many struggled for years b4 they received any respect, many still haven't gained that respect. Making music should be fun regardless and you make it seem like a chore!!!!! Go out and talk to people, make friends, and give out cds.

I listened to your beats and the production was great, nothing I would play but you obviously know what you're doing. Try some different ways of promoting yourself rather then telling everyone that hasn't heard of "fuck you"

Good Luck in the future!


Mateo


ps - I know your sister Natania she went to Holy Cross I used to download your mixes off napster if I remember corectly.
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Old Feb 07, 04
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^OF ME!!!! What the hell man.... where are these pictures???

or am i missing some of that 'text sarcasm'?? :PartEkid:
i think she might be talking bout this... http://www.fnk.ca/gallery/showphoto....papass=&sort=1

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Old Feb 07, 04
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Well, you've already set me off you by your improper use of the words "hacker" and "underground" on your page. But let's see if the music at all holds up any decently.
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Old Feb 07, 04
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ps - I know your sister Natania she went to Holy Cross I used to download your mixes off napster if I remember corectly.
yup thats me...
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Old Feb 07, 04
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Doode listen man.

You can't open up a thread like this by naming it Fuck You.
yes i can :finger:
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Old Feb 07, 04
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^^ Then don't expect us to listen to your music.

Okay, aside from the afforementioned bastardizations, Here's a quick review of 2 of your songs (I couldn't get anymore because I'm on dialup. I hope you know how much pr0n downloading you interrupted so I could listen to your music).

First song: Pump It.

Please don't call this Hard or Rave. It is neither. It's UKHH and this song was a lot better when it was Chicago Hardhouse and called "The Witchdoctor". There's really not much to it, just typical formulaic music. Probably would have gotten a lot of airplay if you wrote it and got the proper exploitation (IE signed to a record label) back before Tidy got really huge. Nowadays good luck. Personally I think it's trite and everybody should have left it to Armand. Bass drum isn't nearly distorted or pert enough to be considered Hard or Rave. (Thungs and Crashes would've helped). The off-beat out-of-tune bass hit has been far too way overdone.

Next up: Evolving.

Better, but not too much. There's really not too much going on here. Nothing that grabs my attention. It's got all the floatiness of Aphex without any of the intelligent. The part where the distorted bass drum starts to kick in is cool but it would've been nice if you did something that didn't loop over 4 bars so continuously. Too many ideas over too long a time, lacking real cohesion as a song. Trim it down a bit and it might be better. Throw in some more stuff going on too. What bugs me is right when it starts getting interesting, it's fading out of the song.
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Old Feb 07, 04
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PLAY SOME FUCKING SLAYER BITCH
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Old Feb 07, 04
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Okay my cents... I had my attempts at producing myself, I find it so much more rewarding than DJing sometimes, just because even when you don't make club-responsive tunes, if somebody likes one of your creations [you should always like them once you call them completed] there's something about that feeling...

so, point by point:

Destroy the Law I like how you play around with the synthbass at the beginning, so you're song is not static [repetitive loops]. The vocal FX is kinda cheesy in my opinion, but that's something that depends on you own preference. They aren't frequent enough to really cause a problem. The mastering is done properly and everything sounds good. However at the end maybe you want to add somewhat of a slight echoing effect to the synth, it sounds kinda like a shot so I think it's a bit short.

Attack n Smash The sawbass I think cuts out a bit too fast. I think you could make it just a bit less loud, not signifficantly but at times it takes over all the other tracks, so if that's not what your intention was... Anyway, nice twists for the sawbass, few artists have the patience to go there unfortunately ["stutter bass", technique invented by BT back in the days of "Orbitus terranium" in 1997]

Guide Me to Your Chain Gun Nothing interesting happening till about 4:15, and even from here on the song is not particularly striking in anyway

Evolution has somewhat interesting work done to it, again with the bass. Maybe just because it's not really my type...

Pump It sounds too much like a lot of everything else that is coming out massively these days. Too much towards euro-dance I think

Rave suffers of a similar condition, but I think it has got a lot of potential to it so don't worry - and don't give up :)

I know artists hate critics. So my opinions can remain exactly that - mine. Your music is obviously something you spend time on doing and I guess there's a lot of passion going into it. I really enjoyed "Destroy the Law" and "Attack n Smash" and the specialties used in these tracks.
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Old Feb 07, 04
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Originally posted by MATEO

Go out and talk to people, make friends, and give out cds.

that is indeed the best way. go to parties..make the connections..blah blah blah. listening to your mix..it is pretty dope. good luck in the future bro
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Old Feb 07, 04
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Welcome to the site :y:

Some valid points in this thread, however, you should realize how people reading this could make the wrong impression quickly.I do also appreciate the fact you number-signed the remaining letters of your topic. The best way to get noticed on here is a subtle approach. Attack too firm and people get the wrong impression. The city is going through a techno-growth period right now ( as discussed in another thread) and you might just get to speak with the right people by promoting yourself effectively. Like the other people on this board I did listen to the mix and I thought it had potential.


Good luck in the future.


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Old Feb 08, 04
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Re-read the post one time..

Basically it was a one shot deal when checking the post than after seeing it was a post about not recieving recognition that would be all the "Listening" since there would be no further followup on the music unless you gave a description on the music you produced otherwise not worth it

But as n aspiring DJ for such a long time, im sure your used to Ridicule and Criticism even in a constructive way..

If you arnt by now or can tell whos comments to take seriously n effect your producing in a good way, maybe you need another 14 years to get the other half of enhancing current strenghts off weaknesses, jus a "Comment" tho, thanks for "Listening"...

I don't sweat it... It's just 1's and 0's
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Old Feb 08, 04
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hey whats the track at the 15 minute mark??
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Old Feb 08, 04
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hey whats the track at the 15 minute mark??
that track is ferry corsten - Punk (Cosmic Gate Remix)
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Old Feb 08, 04
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thanks

its a good mix man
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Old Feb 08, 04
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thanks

its a good mix man
Much appreaciated
i have another one, im finishing it off right now...

this one will be completed properly mastered and what not, oh yeah and it will be 80min long :soak:
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Old Feb 08, 04
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Okay my cents... I had my attempts at producing myself, I find it so much more rewarding than DJing sometimes, just because even when you don't make club-responsive tunes, if somebody likes one of your creations [you should always like them once you call them completed] there's something about that feeling...

so, point by point:

Destroy the Law I like how you play around with the synthbass at the beginning, so you're song is not static [repetitive loops]. The vocal FX is kinda cheesy in my opinion, but that's something that depends on you own preference. They aren't frequent enough to really cause a problem. The mastering is done properly and everything sounds good. However at the end maybe you want to add somewhat of a slight echoing effect to the synth, it sounds kinda like a shot so I think it's a bit short.

Attack n Smash The sawbass I think cuts out a bit too fast. I think you could make it just a bit less loud, not signifficantly but at times it takes over all the other tracks, so if that's not what your intention was... Anyway, nice twists for the sawbass, few artists have the patience to go there unfortunately ["stutter bass", technique invented by BT back in the days of "Orbitus terranium" in 1997]

Guide Me to Your Chain Gun Nothing interesting happening till about 4:15, and even from here on the song is not particularly striking in anyway

Evolution has somewhat interesting work done to it, again with the bass. Maybe just because it's not really my type...

Pump It sounds too much like a lot of everything else that is coming out massively these days. Too much towards euro-dance I think

Rave suffers of a similar condition, but I think it has got a lot of potential to it so don't worry - and don't give up

I know artists hate critics. So my opinions can remain exactly that - mine. Your music is obviously something you spend time on doing and I guess there's a lot of passion going into it. I really enjoyed "Destroy the Law" and "Attack n Smash" and the specialties used in these tracks.
thank you very much for listening to each song :D and giving detailed reports on them rolf sweet man appreaciated

Im just on the edge of completing all my latest work 15 tracks in total that will blow your mind, these tracks i have worked on for 1 year almost, now im going to release the whole album at once... hopefully i'll get some recognition
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Old Feb 08, 04
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Keep up the good work bro!!!!
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Old Feb 08, 04
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I'd probably be more impressed had you actually had the guts to type 'fuck' .


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Old Feb 08, 04
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I'd probably be more impressed had you actually had the guts to type 'fuck' .


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i would be more impressed if you actually show a picture of your face instead of a picture of M.
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Old Feb 08, 04
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I would be more impressed if you didn't look like a backstreet boy.
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i would be more impressed if you actually show a picture of your face instead of a picture of M.
Good comeback. :p
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Old Feb 08, 04
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i would be more impressed if you actually show a picture of your face instead of a picture of M.
Me doing my Myra impression:
http://www.ebbomega.com/brar.jpg

I'd be more impressed if you were... y'know... impressive.
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Old Feb 08, 04
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Geez guys.... give him a fucking break. You all sound like a bunch of elitist asswipes.... just chill out!!
^^^ AGREED.....take a pill guys....

welcome to the site....just be careful...as u have noticed...people like to rip you apart and eat you for breakfast when ur a noobie... :keebler:
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Old Feb 09, 04
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If you listed your produced tracks on your site instead of the fancy flash work, maybe you'd get some recongition.

Start sending your tunes to record labels and quit bitching. No one on this board will be able to solve your problems except you.
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