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Old Mar 11, 04
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jizzing on the wall?
so the tenants moved outta my parents rental home the other day, so i went by to check it out

in this one bedroom, there's these stains all over the walls and in the closet, all starting and falling waist down

i brought it up, and my dad and i both agree they're semen stains...we're pretty sure


this is news to me...is it regular practice for boys too jizz all over the walls?!?!? so sick
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Old Mar 11, 04
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you and your dad have some interesting conversations.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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You can't be absolutely sure its jiz......unless you do a taste test.

And yes, all guys Jiz on the walls.
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it's like cats marking there teritory. Get with the program girl.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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sick, man! what kind of deranged people do that shit

especially in a RENTAL HOUSE

come on boys if you're going to jizz on the walls at least wipe em down after!
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i remember the first Time i jizzed on the wall. what a great day that was. my father felt that i was old enough to undertake this passage to manhood, and i lived up to all of his expectations. to this day him and i still fondly recall this memory over dinner.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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you and your dad have some interesting conversations.
ahaha yea we do, it's great

today we were talking bout getting into gangs and dealing with the police...and doing the bend over initiation :moon:

oh man


scarface...that's sick, do you live at home?

most guys i know have a dishcloth/face clothe in their bedroom...it's kinda cute, in a sick kinda way
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i remember the first Time i jizzed on the wall. what a great day that was. my father felt that i was old enough to undertake this passage to manhood, and i lived up to all of his expectations. to this day him and i still fondly recall this memory over dinner.
:sick:

how old were you? did he watch? did you guys tape it?
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i was 14 and no the father doesn't watch. he stood on the other side of the door making womanly noises. it was supposed to be hot and sexy, but it kinda made me feel weird.

we didn't video record it, but i'm pretty sure i have the cassette tape of me grunting and my dads noises somewhere around my room.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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i sure love it when my dad makes em womanly noises! he does the best schoolgirl giggle *tee hee hee*

too bad you didn't tape it...i'll def be pulling out the camcorder when my son jizzes on the wall for the first time!
it's one of em special occasions...like his first christmas, hockey games, graduation etc

i'd love too hear the tape tho, be sure to find it and bring it to the hosue party ok :trippin:
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i'll look for it :)

but just so you know...jizzing on the wall is something boys do with their fathers. i wasn't even supposed to tell you about it. it's a secret man ritual.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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If you can get hold of a UV light and put it up to the stains and it glows you could have anyone of the following body fluids
-blood
-semen
-urine
-saliva

all of which are rather gnasty to have to clean off the wall.

personally sounds like a rowsing game of connect the jizz dots. Fun for the whole family
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scarface...that's sick, do you live at home?
No i rent . I feel bad for the owner. He's going to have to call in a restoration company to correct all of the damage i've caused.

I painted a bullseye on one of the walls so i could perfect the aim.
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No i rent . I feel bad for the owner. He's going to have to call in a restoration company to correct all of the damage i've caused.

I painted a bullseye on one of the walls so i could perfect the aim.
wow you took jizzing on the wall pretty serious eh? i just did it that once (well ok maybe a few others Times after that).
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Old Mar 12, 04
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It happens by accident, sure. but by the sounds of it someone did mark their territory. ick.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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what do you mean it happens by accident?!?!

like who tugs facing the wall? or are they just standing around and it's time to blow and in a panic you run to the nearest wall?

so weird, so sick...if i were a boy i'd jizz in my hand then wash off, not hard
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Old Mar 12, 04
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I don't think I have ever jizzed on a wall.... And while it sounds like it might be interesting to try, I think cleaning it up afterwards would be too much of a pain....
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Old Mar 12, 04
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what do you mean it happens by accident?!?!
as in.... The guy is with a girl, or more specifically, cuming on a girl, and it misses :P
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Old Mar 18, 04
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i remember the first Time i jizzed on the wall.
lmfao
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ummmm....
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Old Mar 19, 04
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what do you mean it happens by accident?!?!

like who tugs facing the wall? or are they just standing around and it's time to blow and in a panic you run to the nearest wall?

so weird, so sick...if i were a boy i'd jizz in my hand then wash off, not hard
you'd jack off into your hand?? that's weird...even coming from you.
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Old Mar 19, 04
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you'd jack off into your hand?? that's weird...even coming from you.
Jacking off into your hand is like holding the miracle to life in the palm of your hand..just feel all those warm tadpoles squirming around in there, i swear the blob moves :toasted:
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Old Mar 19, 04
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these thing happens to the best of us.
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Old Mar 19, 04
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LMFAO.... wow. that was great!


kinda of disturbing but great none the less!
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Old Mar 19, 04
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Jacking off into your hand is like holding the miracle to life in the palm of your hand..just feel all those warm tadpoles squirming around in there, i swear the blob moves :toasted:
that's just wrong man. WRONG!
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