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Once beat and robbed a homeless person.
I saw her she was just kickin' him in the gut again and again. Then she ran across the street with all the change she had just swiped and scored a couple rocks, spat on a midget and came back to ask me for a light. Which she then stole from me. |
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^^^^^Once ate 15 cantelopes while standing on one foot to try and impress a group of hippie cantelope consumsionists from russia(the former solviet union) who had gathered for the day to enjoy some cantelope in the park. Well let me tell you they were none too impressed when they found out this ^^^^ oddball had eaten all their cantelopes standing on one foot. I've never seen anyone hop so fast in all of my life. Those weren't very gentle russian hippies. That'll teach you to mess with my cantelopes.......
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