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Old May 22, 04
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Longest Poo
Well, no one has asked it before...and on a board like this, I'm kind of surprised no one has!

What is the longest poo you've ever had?

I mean log length, folks!

I think I had somethin' come out the size of Marty's cock. I had a case of the turds that day, though...
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Old May 22, 04
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my buddy's mom has an electronic scale, in high school I would weigh myself before and after my shits. went up there this winter and did it, had a good laugh. like 6 pounds!
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Old May 22, 04
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Originally Posted by EMERGENCE
Well, no one has asked it before...and on a board like this, I'm kind of surprised no one has!

What is the longest poo you've ever had?

I mean log length, folks!

I think I had somethin' come out the size of Marty's cock. I had a case of the turds that day, though...
i never knew you were this fucked up.

something is seriously wrong with you.
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Old May 22, 04
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Its not about length. All about girth. :013:
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Old May 24, 04
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my buddy's mom has an electronic scale, in high school I would weigh myself before and after my shits. went up there this winter and did it, had a good laugh. like 6 pounds!
that's brutal man! who knew celery and brussel sprouts could weigh so much?
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Old May 24, 04
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i never knew you were this fucked up.

something is seriously wrong with you.
i agree.

dude, this conversation is beyond disgusting, i mean, i've partaken in so SICK ass threads, but this one takes the cake.

who the fuck would go and get out a measuring tape?????
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Old May 24, 04
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Originally Posted by EMERGENCE
Well, no one has asked it before...and on a board like this, I'm kind of surprised no one has!

What is the longest poo you've ever had?

I mean log length, folks!

I think I had somethin' come out the size of Marty's cock. I had a case of the turds that day, though...
you're a fuckin goof
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Old May 24, 04
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who the fuck would go and get out a measuring tape?????
I would if I was taking two foot-long shits.

GUINESS RECORD!

P.S. Poo is a normal thing we all do...and I think we're adults here...the last time I checked. "OH MY GOD TALKING ABOUT POO IS DISGUSTING!!!! EW EW EW EW EW". Go home, kids.
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Old May 24, 04
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i guess if it was two feet long....
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Old May 25, 04
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Jim/Cubed has excreted some disturbingly huge logs in the past. I'm talking....the length and width of my arm.

I took a long poop on Sunday. Probably the longest ever.
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Old May 25, 04
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i think you're lying esi/diva.
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Old May 25, 04
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i think you're lying esi/diva.

About my poop, or Jim's?
I'll take pictures next time.
We've talked about posting pics of his poops on ratemypoo.com.
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Old May 26, 04
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Hot cocoa.
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Old May 26, 04
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About my poop, or Jim's?
I'll take pictures next time.
We've talked about posting pics of his poops on ratemypoo.com.
about his poo. i mean, come on! i don't think it's humanly possible to shit something as big as a person's arm out.
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Old May 26, 04
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About my poop, or Jim's?
I'll take pictures next time.
We've talked about posting pics of his poops on ratemypoo.com.
i didnt know such a site existed...ignorance really was bliss.... :(
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Old May 26, 04
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I think I had somethin' come out the size of Marty's cock.
so u've had marty's cock up your ass before?
ah well this shit doesn't surprise me.
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Old May 26, 04
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Marty Has A Cock??!?!?!
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Old May 31, 04
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Soup anyone?

And no, this isn't mine...good try.

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Old May 31, 04
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Were these pics taken at Riverside by any chance?
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