why is masterbating

crookedking · #1 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

socially unacceptable? i always see people takin' leaks in alleyways right (ok fine! i do it too)? why would it be weird to see somebody jerking it in the alley?

why is it frowned upon?

did i use to many question marks in this post?

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

that's a good question Tim. maybe somebody from the board will be able to answer it, because i know that i can't.

and no, you used the proper amount of ?'s.

~god~ · #3 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

tim... is your fly down again?

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

holy shit! it was!

~god~ · #5 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

god knows all. :)

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...962#post742962

that thread inspired this one.

~god~ · #7 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

eeww. RAWB?

ok tim. its time we break up.

crookedking · #8 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

can't we all just share?

~god~ · #9 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

share what?

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

the three of us could share one another you silly billy!

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

wut about silverwinged?

junglequeen · #12 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

Id have no problem with women touching themselves in public, but boys would do it all the time if it was socially acceptable. And theres times when I just dont want to see Mr. Happy.

~god~ · #13 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

then thats when you don't look.

~god~ · #14 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

Mr. happy is much more cheering than Mr. sad.

crookedking · #15 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by ~god~

wut about silverwinged?

yeah, we'll toss her in as well.

crookedking · #16 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by junglequeen

Id have no problem with women touching themselves in public, but boys would do it all the time if it was socially acceptable. And theres times when I just dont want to see Mr. Happy.

i know i'd be jerkin' it!

you know what? i don't remember seeing you last night.

Kelster · #17 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

this one time...my friend and i were walking down granville leaving some club, and at the bus stop in front of john fluevogs there was this old man taking a piss! i think he might have pissed himself, cause his pants were wet. it looked like he was having problems too...either way, it was really akward cause it was like 2am on a wednesday night, i was drunk and grandpa was pissing and i saw his dink :(

and this other time...i was really drunk and my friend gave me a ride home. the next day he was telling me all the silly shit i did the day before, and he threw in that i was mumbling in the car and i was all touching myself going up my skirt. i think he was lying, but ONLY HE KNOWS!

~god~ · #18 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by Kelster

but ONLY HE KNOWS!

god also knows. :)

Kelster · #19 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

so like, WAS I MASTERBATING OR WHAT!??!

~god~ · #20 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

oohh yea.
and i remember precisely cuz you were also shouting out my name: "oohh god..ooh GAWD"

but i won't go in details here in a public forum. i know better than that.

junglequeen · #21 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

i know i'd be jerkin' it!

you know what? i don't remember seeing you last night.

you've gotta be kidding me :(

crookedking · #22 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by junglequeen

you've gotta be kidding me :(

it's funny, you don't remember meeting me and now i don't remember seeing you.

junglequeen · #23 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

it's funny, you don't remember meeting me and now i don't remember seeing you.

But you admitted that you dont really introduce yourself you just pretend you know someone.

I saw you flail about, we talked about your job and you told me youd shave your scrotom today. Connections were made whether you like it or not.

crookedking · #24 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by junglequeen

But you admitted that you dont really introduce yourself you just pretend you know someone.

I saw you flail about, we talked about your job and you told me youd shave your scrotom today. Connections were made whether you like it or not.

how did we start talking about my balls?

and i told you about POOP CO? normally i'm too shy to talk about it in real Life.

InSoMnIaK* · #25 (**permalink**) May 30, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

socially unacceptable? i always see people takin' leaks in alleyways right (ok fine! i do it too)? why would it be weird to see somebody jerking it in the alley?

why is it frowned upon?

did i use to many question marks in this post?

I think the world would be alot more messy if ya know what I mean