Who The Hell Steals A Bike And Brings It Back?

BAL1STOPHER · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

OK SO sum1 stole my bike the other day , needless to say i was rather pissed off.......but to my amazment i came home the next day and there it was right were it went missing from .,.......i am extremly confused (but thankfull) and i am looking 4 sum insight..........any 1 got any ideas?

mapleleaf4ever · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

Maybe the person was too lazy to walk? Or they could've borrowed it to go steal the Car they wanted. lol

~god~ · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

this happened to me about 9 years ago.
my dad bought me my first bike.. and i loved it. some day someone broke into my house and stole it from the yard..
the day after.. some guy had his son by the ear.. and my bike in his other hand.
it was funny. decent guy tho.

StOkerD · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

Thats crazy... you're lucky.

I had a mountain bike stolen from my parents garage back a few years ago. Never got it back, but had it fully insured.... So I got to go shopping for a new one!!

neoh · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

someone stole my bike and never brought it back.
bastards.

britzbitz · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

Speaking of stolen bikes...

Okay, so I went to this house party back in Febuary at a friend of mine's house. There were WAY too many people at this party, and eventually the cops came. Now, most people freak when they hear the cops are around, but my roommate has had to deal with them so many times he doesn't even care any more. Truthfully, the cops didn't even have any right to shut this party down, according to the Grand Forks City Noise Bylaw - but no one knew that except us. Well anyway, I guess in the "panic" of people trying to get the hell out of there someone must've stolen my bike.

Now, the funny part is, this wasn't even that nice of a bike. It was this dorky looking old blue road bike with a big red basket on the front. Okay, so it doesn't sound that funny right? Well the thing is - my bike was sitting right beside 3 mountain bikes, which were WAY nicer than the one I was riding. I just thought it was kinda retarded. I mean....if you're going to steal a bike, why not at least make it a nice one?

So anyway, my roomie and I figure that maybe my Neighbour rode my bike home - seeing as she was missing and her bike (one of the mountain bikes) wasn't. So I take her bike home. Next morning, a truck pulls into the driveway, this guy gets out and tosses the bike in the back and drives away. We later found out that it was my neighbour's dad and he was going to call the cops on us, but she talked to him first and told him we wouldn't steal her bike and got it all sorted out.

That was when we realized some moron had stolen my bike. *shrugs* I kinda wish it had turned up...it was a nice ride (it's seat was so cushy!). All things considered.....it probably got thrown in a ditch somewhere. =/

NeVeRLooKBacK · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

who the hell brings flyers to a BBQ

we will never know.....

britzbitz · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

who the hell brings flyers to a BBQ

we will never know.....

The same person who brings flyers to a high school.

Or to church (now that would be funny).

SteveO13 · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

thats jus lame

BAL1STOPHER · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

steve? is that you ?with the pimpin rims?

mystique · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

wow, nice thief

BAL1STOPHER · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

I Guess That Means They Arent A Theif..............more Like A Borrower

*KeLLnEsS* · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

A) Obviously the guy who stole ur bike and brought it back.
B) Why would you be complaining if you got ur damn bike.

crookedking · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

^^i was about to make the SAME post. you have outposted me :(

KandyKid · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by *KeLLnEsS*

A) Obviously the guy who stole ur bike and brought it back.
B) Why would you be complaining if you got ur damn bike.

Its FnK, half the posts on here are bullshit.

theCookee · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

what kinda bike was it?

lol

BAL1STOPHER · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 04

Its a gt dyno bmx .....built from scrap parts!!!!!!

sebcoe · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 04

sorry about that guy

i am normally not a theif but i was late for work so i needed to speed up the pace

p.s - my shoe lace got caught in your chain and i smashed into a tree

trance_bunny · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by britzbitz

The same person who brings flyers to a high school.

Or to church (now that would be funny).

the same person who drops them off at the mcdonalds drive thru

{dC!} · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 04

Quote:

the same person who drops them off at the mcdonalds drive thru

^ hahaA! Too good for wordz ... you know your kewl wen ... ! ? ! ^ :D

{dC!} · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 04

ohH and yaA ... nice theif. Takez the bike and then returnz it ... wat kind of person " borrows " a random individuals possesions ! ? ! hahaA

cinist · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 04

i still think it was JOE

Clayton. · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 04

My freinds crackhead neighbour did that to him.

BAL1STOPHER · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebcoe

sorry about that guy

i am normally not a theif but i was late for work so i needed to speed up the pace

p.s - my shoe lace got caught in your chain and i smashed into a tree

^^^^^^
hahahhahahahahahahahahaaha.............. ....mystery solved....how did the tree taste?!?!

justa~gurl · #25 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 04

it was a secret agent, who had been spying on this group of bad guys for weeks just waiting for them to make a move. then one day while he was eating a burger and fries, he spotted them leaving town. HE glanced at his car, then something shiney caught his eye; a bike! and his love for bikes over-powered him so he dropped his burger and ran, then grabbed the bike and took off down the road after the bad guys, and cause the bike rocked so much, he caught up to them, got evidence, and put them all in jail! .. Then, the next day (because he was a officer of the law) , he felt obligated to take the bike back it's rightful owner. ANd that was the story of your stolen bike that got returned.the end.

*ThemeSong*the bike came back the very next day*ThemeSong*