Mystery Of The 3 Sea Shells....

[VinnyVo]

all right people.. this has been bothering me ever since ive seen the movie..


i know there is an answer out there and we are going to figuire this out once and for all ..

as a team.. i believe .. we will figuire out the mystery of teh 3 sea shells











ok.. i believe that..

you have 3 shells right... i think.. there are 3 diffrent kinds, or should i say each one is for a diffrent kind of scraping.. kind of like. 3 diffrent grains of Sandpaper. :D

1)ROUGH - this is used to scrape the bum cheek for the harder substances that get stuck on the side .. :D
example - peanuts,corn,undigested material ect ect :D

2)MEDIUM - this shell is used as a secondary scraping tool.. which after the rough parts are scraped off the inner cheek.. this 2nd shell takes what is left from the 1st shell.. the texture which it takes off is kinda like.. pudding.. or oatmeal :D

3)FINE - this is the last and final shell.. which is very very sharp.. be carefull you dont cut your self.. this one.. takes off the excess POO or shoudl i say "fine shit stains" on the cheeek. which is the thin layer of poo that is left behind after takin a poop.. it is usually the final layer that gets on your underwear\pantis.. and youll be like. WTF where did that shit stain come from.. :D
so.. the 3rd shell is the most important\aero dynamic cup scrapping shell which eliminates that final layer of poo that you never seem to get with toilet paper.. and thats my theory ladies and gentlemen

wow.. what will they think of next :D



please.. your input is needed to solve this great mystery =D


discusss/

[Filo]

i don't know and i don't really want to figure it out.... TP alll the way... 3 sea shells seems like a step backward if you ask me. lol

[justin]

this thread makes me go wtf

[mapleleaf4ever]

umm.... sure... I'm sure the answer to your Mystery can be found in the cold dead hands of Jimmy Hoffa.

[trance4life]

Demolition Man right?

[crookedking]

good movie. i can't believe you took the Time to figure out what those things were for. that's like having more than 10 000 posts.

[sNyx]

I did wonder, really.. really wonder. But I never assumed there was different textures. That does seem like a step back. How would you clean the shells after your shit is all over them!? Eww.. paper all the way.

Good post tho :)

..PPS- crooked your right.. to bad your near 20,000!! :crazy:

[crookedking]

i'd be over twenty g's if you'd lift the no post count in the toilet bowl.

[BenGiovanni]

hahhah the sharpness reminds me of shaving... :s