I've decided to be the bigger person in this situation...
I've decided to help someone far less fortunate than myself...
I've decided to auction off trance4life's virginity in this thread.
It's not his fault he resembles a llama.
It's not his fault he was born with an abnormally petite brain.
It's not his fault he will most likely go through life paying for sex.
So lets do something about this.
If you are a female/male between the ages of 18 and 65 please ante up some money to help this poor soul.
Just to even up the odds for the poor guy a pulse is optional.
So in closing, let the bidding begin...