Sex with Rytalin (luke)

SoniK · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

Best sex i've ever had.

We were on E and we were watching some gay porn luke had under his bed.

then we porked like pigs

now im pregnant.

THE BABY IS GOING TO COME OUT OF MY PEE HOLE!

ITS GOING TO FUCKING HURT!

"oooowwww my pee hole"

- SoniK

Starberry · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

Uh...Marty....

You scare me.

*Jen*

BeatItFarmer · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

SoniK · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

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Originally posted by BeatItFarmer
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

i dont think so.
cuz he didnt use lube.... IF YOU LOVE ME YOU'LL USE LUBE!

- SoniK

c.tard · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

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Originally posted by SoniK
cuz he didnt use lube....

bahaha ya i bet you liked that!! =P

soooo.. whens' the baby due?!

SoniK · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

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Originally posted by c-TaRd

bahaha ya i bet you liked that!! =P

soooo.. whens' the baby due?!

It felt like sandpaper........ mmmmmmmmmmm, sandpaper

the baby is due at the end of 2003

Im going to be one fat mofo.

- SoniK

galaxie · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

Awww Marty and Luke, I'm so happy for you~! Congratulations!

Do you have any names picked out yet?

c.tard · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

mm..gotta love the feeling of sandpaper up your ass!! woo!

aww!! *pats marty*

is it a boy or a girl!?

zarlon · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

Congrats..

Now Luke can live out his dream of being a father.. With the WOMAN HE LOVES!!!

>:)

SoniK · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

Im going to go with the name

Pervis adultria

and it will be a hermaphrodite

So when im not home, luke can have sex with it any way he wants.

- SoniK

c.tard · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

OoO kinky! hehe

but i like the name.. it's so pretty!

Rytalin · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 01

ahhh so THAT's what we did that night....

I kind of didn't remember because I was really high.

all I remembered was something about me riding a pony.....