1001 Steps

mapleleaf4ever · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

So the other day Sheena and I came to the shocking realization that 1001 Steps is nothing but a SHAM!! SHAM I TELL YOU!!! She counted all of them and there's almost 10% of what's advertised... there are only 257!

trance4life · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

whats 1001 steps

sweet~kandy · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

hahaha oh gawd, you actually counted!?!?!

sidekick · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

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Originally Posted by trance4life

whats 1001 steps

the stairs that go down to this one part of crescent beach area. they're in ocean park i think actually.

and erik: it FEELS like 1001 steps if you're a smoker. i don't need to count.

miss.myra · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

DUH you probably went to the poseur 1001 steps!!!

the actual 1001 steps are actually a bit towards white rock beach, the ones you went to probably lead you to like blackie spit and the sand dunes. Man we used to get drunk at that part of the beach like every weekend in highschool. I miss 101! haha

automatic · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

She counted all of them and there's almost 10% of what's advertised... there are only 257!

do math much?

charly · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

257 =/= 10% of 1001 aaaarik.

re-do your math, boy.
you can wear the hockey helmet while you're at it. :P

~Sc@ndelu$~ · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

those steps are the devil... i cant count how many times we had to run from cops and stuff from the beach

#9 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

I got ticketed there last week ,for being on the beach after dark lol like 10 min after it got dark =(anal mother fuckers lol

{dC!} · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

the stairs that go down to this one part of crescent beach area. they're in ocean park i think actually.

and erik: it FEELS like 1001 steps if you're a smoker. i don't need to count.

The smoking is brutal Jake :(

sidekick · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

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Originally Posted by {dC!}

The smoking is brutal Jake :(

IT KEEPS ME HEALTHY THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

{dC!} · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

I shall take your word for it.

BongMan · #13 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

Those steps are always fun when drunk, for a real adventure climb the hills.

decypher · #14 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

What the hell are all of u out of towners doing in white rock lol... yeh i remember those steps... we used to skateboard there to smoke weed... or at night get drunk with white rock ho's and run from the cops... 101 was the best though, the bridge thing and the fence u had to climb over... people on the railroad tracks got pissed on all the time from the bridge... white rock people are assholes...

BongMan · #15 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

ha its the Jurasic Park Teradactyl bridge

junglequeen · #16 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

it said 1001 steps on the sign!
silly exaggerators!

mapleleaf4ever · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

We shall sue The City of White Rock for False Advertising.

P.S. Re: My Math... I've always hated percentages. I'll stick to Aerospace Engineering thanx.

junglequeen · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

speaking of Sue
....... QuaiSUEmodo!

that is all

mapleleaf4ever · #19 (**permalink**) Sep 11, 04

I bet she's ringing a Bell somewhere and spreading joy amongst the Peasants somewhere...

Sue Bitch · #20 (**permalink**) Sep 12, 04

i lost my bell

and good dame i didnt like that dog that followed us

and you would think that the steeps would at least add up to 1001 going up and down but then i am not to sure howmany people would actually make it all the way down and back up ????

junglequeen · #21 (**permalink**) Sep 12, 04

he put his nose up my bum
:(

barstar · #22 (**permalink**) Sep 12, 04

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Originally Posted by junglequeen

he put his nose up my bum
:(

hey hows being ugly workin out 4 yah

junglequeen · #23 (**permalink**) Sep 12, 04

Im just too used to it im afraid.

Id have to hibernate to become beautiful.
Ho hum...c'est la vie.

_bRiTt · #24 (**permalink**) Sep 12, 04

1001 steps feels like 1001 steps when you are drunk.
i used to live 2 block away from 1001 steps and get drunk down there everynight. that bridge is fucking sketchy and the cops ALWAYS came. and now that they put tar on the gate and it fucks up your clothes. on my birthday they told me to dump out my beer and i said no and drank it in front of him and handed him the bottle and he got all mouthy with me and "gave me a warning" pshh.
i love white rock

ppcock · #25 (**permalink**) Sep 14, 04

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Originally Posted by barstar

hey hows being ugly workin out 4 yah

HEY HOW'S BEING LAME WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

ITS LIKE YOU DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL BUT INSTEAD YOU GOT YOUR FRIEND TO PLUNGE A NEEDLE UP YOUR ASS AND INSERTED SOME LIQUID INTO YOUR CHEEK..

THEN YOU STARTED DOING STEROIDS (I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF YOU DIDNT GET THAT JOKE DUMBASS)

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR HAIRCUT.. GOD DAMN, IS THAT WHAT BSB ARE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE? YOU LOOK LIKE ONE BIG FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL, WAIT, IM LYING, YOU ARE ONE BIG HOMOSEXUAL, I SEE YOU ON BILLBOARDS ADVERTISING INTERACTIVE MALE. I SAW YOU RIDING SOME BABY JESUS BUTTPLUG AT THE PRIDE PARADE.

THANKS BARSTAR FOR PROVIDING ME HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT!

i bet you fuck dogs and little boys, you cant do big boys because your schlong is not big enough due to massive steroid abuse, either that or they laugh at you for being born with a small schlong.