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View Poll Results: Will ashes be allowed in canada?
Yes 17 36.17%
No 16 34.04%
Ashes is a troll 21 44.68%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Oct 02, 04
 
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im not saying that, i just mean that most EVERY american has gotten at least a misdemeanor.. they arent hard to come by around here.. i was simply trying to illustrate that point..
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  #27 (permalink)  
Old Oct 02, 04
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Just in case people didn't hear about this but you can get misdemeanors in the US for:
1) Eating a candy bar on a transit vehicle
2) Spitting on the sidewalk
3) Use of foul language in a public area

The US has some messed up laws and even worse some messed up cops that don't have the common sense not to enforce half of them.
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  #28 (permalink)  
Old Oct 02, 04
 
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DUDE you can get arrested fer shucking peanuts in the street in bremerton!! hahaha.. isnt that fukd up?! its because we have like no real system for getting RID of laws, so there's all these laws that have been around FOREVER and dont even make any sense anymore... laws here can only be modified, they cannot be erased or thrown out.
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Old Oct 02, 04
 
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haha oh yeah and its a FELONY to say "fuck u, bitch" to someone! hahaha.. WHAT THE FUK IS UP WITH THAT?!?!?! my friend almsot got arrested for that like 2 weeks ago, thats when we found out about the law and we were like omg ur joking right? and the cops like, nope and im not gonna write u up this time, but u might wanna think about what u say to people more... haha.. we're like yeah buddy, sure, okay...
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  #30 (permalink)  
Old Oct 02, 04
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and they wonder why they have an over populated prison system. True fact is that there are people in US prisons serving longer sentances for drug possesion than people that have committed MURDER. Whe I studyed the American LEgal system I spent most of the time laughing my ass off. It's really quite comical.
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  #31 (permalink)  
Old Oct 02, 04
 
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totally dude, its HELLA funny, like serisouly 4 out of 5 ppl are in jail for a non-violent drug crime... which means we are paroling criminals who SHOULD be in jail just to make room for the druggies because of the WAR ON DRUGS.. its so stupid... like people are just down to have a rapist live next door so long as the herb dealers are behind bars!
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Old Oct 02, 04
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They don't need to look at them because they scan them through a machine that takes a photo and sends it to their computer - oh and it also takes a resin sample from each card to see where the card's been (ahem been cutting). I've seen the machine at work and talked to the customs officer about it.

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Originally Posted by Ashes
yes, and you canucks think ur border security is alot safer than it is, on the way into canada b4, they have taken our ID's then asked us "where u going" "what r u doing" then just handed them back with out even LOOKING at them...

also, i know lots of people who have gone up there with felonies... im not going to have any problems...
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Old Oct 02, 04
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You never know... there's been a few Punk Bands that have been refused entry to Canada because of Drug Charges. When you get a Record they Red Flag you. Gotta love INTERPOL and PALS.
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  #34 (permalink)  
Old Oct 13, 04
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well she was here on the weekend
so yes she would be
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  #35 (permalink)  
Old Oct 13, 04
 
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^^ werd! i DID make it in which means.... some 40 of you are WRONG.. cuz im NOT a troll, and im DID get in! yay me!!! lol...see ya on the 29th!
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Old Oct 13, 04
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haha
nice meeting you!
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  #37 (permalink)  
Old Oct 13, 04
 
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haha
nice meeting you!
u too, it was fun times!
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  #38 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
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Ashes girl... what are you thinking... smuggling weed into bc? HAhahah pfft...
you should know better than that... enter bc... then visit a local corner store and buy some :P
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Old Oct 16, 04
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See I tried my very best to get in touch with the border guards to stop her getting in but damn it they didn't take me seriously. I told them she was the innocent front for the guys carrying yayo in their hoopties. Damn that was going to be funny!
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Old Oct 16, 04
 
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WHAT THE....


haha, i was NEVER going to bring herb into canada... thats just dumb... y take the risk over herb thats OBVIOUSLY not as good... i mean c'mon now...
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  #41 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
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oh but yayo aint no herb......I thought they'd at least check but unfortunetly "No". It's would've been a fun story to hear.
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Old Oct 16, 04
 
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hahahaha.... yeah... good thing they didn't even LOOK at my IDS! hahaha.. it was so funny..

border patrol : What are you doing in Canada?
ASHES: were going to visit some friends in surrey... taking my man to the airport...
border patrol : Why is he flying out of canada??
ASHES: cheap flights bro, he got a cheap ass flight
border patrol : How long will you be staying?
ASHES: 15 hours or so...
border patrol :Are you serious?
ASHES: uh YES...
border patrol : alright, well thanks.
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  #43 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
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Originally Posted by Ashes
hahahaha.... yeah... good thing they didn't even LOOK at my IDS! hahaha.. it was so funny..

border patrol : What are you doing in Canada?
ASHES: were going to visit some friends in surrey... taking my man to the airport...
border patrol : Why is he flying out of canada??
ASHES: cheap flights bro, he got a cheap ass flight
border patrol : How long will you be staying?
ASHES: 15 hours or so...
border patrol :Are you serious?
ASHES: uh YES...
border patrol : alright, well thanks.
haha they didnt even look at your id?! your lucky.. when i went to bellis fair just to go for a couple hours to eat and stuff i got asked for my id..where i work.. etc etc and then he searched my friends trunk haah! im like wow buddy we just wanna eat dinner in the states.. some border guys are pricks
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  #44 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
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Originally Posted by bl0nde
haha they didnt even look at your id?! your lucky.. when i went to bellis fair just to go for a couple hours to eat and stuff i got asked for my id..where i work.. etc etc and then he searched my friends trunk haah! im like wow buddy we just wanna eat dinner in the states.. some border guys are pricks
my theory was... sprinkle pot EVERYwhere in my car... so the dogs wouldnt find where its really stashed :D

i did this test once... wihtout a stash... i have to rip apart my car and have it searched by 3 dogs for a couple hours before im alloud in the states every time now :P

moral... boarders suck...
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  #45 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
The Man behind the scene!
 
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Dont be fucking with the border guards man they can tear you car to pieces if they choose. I've met wicked border guards and I've met asshole border guards.
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  #46 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
 
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Originally Posted by G-Style
Dont be fucking with the border guards man they can tear you car to pieces if they choose. I've met wicked border guards and I've met asshole border guards.
werd ta that dude... like on the way back, they dusted my mans credit cards and shit, and his backpack, and said it was just so they could "see what he'd been around..."

border guyz r hard ta tha core, ya gotsta watch out...

its funny tho, even if i have NOTHING on me and NOTHING to worry about it still makes me nervous going through customs... like butterflies in ur belly or something.
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  #47 (permalink)  
Old Oct 16, 04
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It's the same feeling you get when you get pulled over by state troopers and you've got a kilo of blow in your trunk...hahahahaha......ok too much info!
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