In time of great need...

Czar Mangina · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

I have returned to lead all back into prosperous times and freedom. Now I need to ask who is with me? I'll also need to ask where art thou Breasticles?

Breasticles · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

reporting for duty, great czar mangina.

I have returned to you from my quest in the land of poontangia to lend my talents to your cause.

i am in your servitude master.

[bow]

Czar Mangina · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

I have just returned from the desert crusade through no man's land and I'll tell you it was definetly a No Man's land. Yet I return in one peice. My pidgeon had arrived a few months ago foretelling me of a situation at hand over these mountains. Many a slain friend and I hang my head, if only I had been here sooner to restore the peace of the land. My kingdom has grown my friend, and at times I wonder if it has reached passed my own boundries of influence. I seem to spread myself thin, and this is why I ask of your assistance. I beleive if me and you trek through this forest before we reach the check point and meet up, we will have at least a fighting chance to defeat these new foes of oppression. I have asked for re-enforcements from many lands from a far and I am not sure of when they will arrive. I shall continue on and hopefully our meeting shall be in a few weeks or sooner if we do not get ourselves into any confrontations before that due time. I'm sending this message now and I hope it gets recieved in great haste.

The royal seal:
Manginus Caesar

victor h. · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

i thought czar was one of the leaders for Russia in WW1 or 2

FERNANDO_FONG · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

IF YOU INTEREST IN WAR YOU HAVE FOUND ENEMY YOU DON NOT REALIZE

BREASTVICLES WILL MEET THE SAME FATE OF M-16 CHOPPER UP ASS!!!!

Czar Mangina · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by FERNANDO_FONG
IF YOU INTEREST IN WAR YOU HAVE FOUND ENEMY YOU DON NOT REALIZE

BREASTVICLES WILL MEET THE SAME FATE OF M-16 CHOPPER UP ASS!!!!

My friend from a far land I would have figured you as an ally rather then as a foe. These are difficult times and I know that disunited we cannot win this great war at hand. I'll be the first to offer my hand reaching for the first shake of truce. Will you be the second?

FERNANDO_FONG · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

ALLIANCE TRUCE WILL DEPEND WHAT CZAR CAN OFFER WITH FONG MILITARY SUPPORT

UNITE AND FIGHT!!!!!!

Dr Schwartz · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

I HAVE ZEE BREASTILCEZ YOU ARE LOOKEENG FOR!!

Cowboy · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 01

the dude in russias name was not czar(tzar)...that is simply a title...like king or emperor....not a name...

corrie