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Old Jan 18, 05
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So i went to my lady's house last night
and we were playing halo 2 together and she was cuddled up next to me, leaning into me. we were talking about how we are both lazy and she says that im really lazy, which i am. and she looks at me after a bit and she says, my la-z-boy. to which we both crack up. then the night ended with many puns.

no i didnt hit it
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Old Jan 18, 05
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this story would've been better with sexual descriptions.
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^ but he didn't hit it.

poor guy.
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Next time try the mcdonalds drive thru, BEFORE, the video game playing. Then maybe things might lead to you trying to find a boot and checking bus times!
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i hear this drug called "E" might get them excited
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hey only glory! it's called "g"!
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this has to be the most godforsaken sad excuse for a thread topic ive see since.....dc started posting
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hell, stuff em with every letter in the alphabet, k?

wum, that story was completely pointless, i thought it might be leading up to some joke or something witty, but it just kept on going to the end with a boring, monotonous pace...
why don't you go copy something from google, i'm sure if you type the word "funny" you might actually sumble onto something good...
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this has to be the most godforsaken sad excuse for a thread topic ive see since.....dc started posting
hahaha, dc started posting before you, but you're completely right... read my previous post.
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didnt hit it? synx close this thread now
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hell, stuff em with every letter in the alphabet, k?

wum, that story was completely pointless, i thought it might be leading up to some joke or something witty, but it just kept on going to the end with a boring, monotonous pace...
why don't you go copy something from google, i'm sure if you type the word "funny" you might actually sumble onto something good...
go back to Russia
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hey only glory! it's called "g"!
Chloroform works wonders too...
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playing video games.....how fucking romantic...WHY DIDNT U HIT HER UP!!
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she wouldn't spread.. cause she is Ms. Cutie by day.. and DAVID by night!!

watchout Wum.
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^^ what do you mean watch out wum... didn't you read wum vs. auto thread?
he was declaired a homosexual in that thread... he likes dave *which ever dave you speak of*
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wum isn't gay.
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try screwing her in the ass... so hard that she cant walk or shit for a week
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you should take the controller cord from your play station and tie her up so she cant move.. and then pound her ass
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Holy PG13 batman! This thread sucks. Thanks for wasting our time by telling us about your boring life. Next time you post about a something like this, you better have banged her brains out. Thanks.
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Holy PG13 batman! This thread sucks. Thanks for wasting our time by telling us about your boring life. Next time you post about a something like this, you better have banged her brains out. Thanks.
seriously.
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seriously.
Did i sound like i was being funny?
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Did i sound like i was being funny?
kinda.
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Old Feb 06, 05
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Did i sound like i was being funny?
i was emphasizing your point.
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So who won the Halo match?
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^^ yeah I haven't slept in two days. skdhfksahjf'sa.. I can only comprehend things to a certain degree.
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