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Old Feb 04, 05
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i am NEVER ever fucking with one again....where i live is kinda creepy to begin with. I live near the fraser river, and my house is right across from the golf course (who knows what's under that) and a scary creep park RIGHT beside my house like its almost my back yard and a lot of shit happens there like murders and stuff...anyways it all started when my mom came to me and a friend and told us that she was sleeping on her side and then something or someone grabbed her wrists really tightly and was restraining her she felt a heaviness over her body and could feel herself scream but nothing would come out (obviously cuz i would of heard im in the next room) so anyways my friend had a ouji board and ive alreays been facinated with them...so we decided to do it in my house and in my room. And i know this person didnt move it on purpose to scare me cuz she's a harsh believer herself.

so anyways... we did it in my room. And at first it was spelling out mumble jumble (they will do that) and then it started spelling out to us "get out" and "fear me" n shit like that...but then we talked to it and explained that we were there to help it and not harm in anyway...so we played for about maybe 30 min then we had to leave....we came back and then the spirt told us again to "get out" and stuff and asked us why we left...

so at this point its angery/upset. (never get the spirts upset) we kept asking dumb personal questions about ourself to the spirit and it kept getting more angery because he wanted to tell his story....well the pointer on the board started moving in circles..and before it happened, it kept telling my friend over and over that shes got the gift of sight. So anyways it kept spirling and i remembered i heard somewhere that if it does that its trying to posess someone...so i pushed it to goodbye... then my friend juss sat there and then she started crying and then she told me that the spirit showed her how it died....apparently in the early 1500's he was hung for a crime that he didnt commit...so basically he wanted ppl to know that he was innocent.

that wasnt so bad....then we tried contacting my grandma and it spelt out "fear me" and i got so scared....after that i vowed never to touch one again.....

wether u believe this story or not if u have rude comments keep the to urself...
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^ I believe you
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Old Feb 04, 05
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ouija boards act as a medium,like tarot cards,medicine cards,and psychics.

When we are born we are assigned an angel from god,and an angel from satan. The angel from god is our guardian angel,the angel from satan is the complete opposite. The angel that satan assigns us,learns everything about us.The way we speak,our body language,the way we walk,our voice tone and pitch,even our physicalities.

When you use tarot cards,medicine cards,ouija boards or psychics,your angel that satan assigned you is the one who is speaking through these mediums. Its not what or who you hoped it would be.
Also by using these mediums,it opens your soul to potentially harmful spirits that can latch onto you and never let go,even until death.With that said those spirits can be the ones that are speaking through the mediums.

Wum,in regards to your question,we didnt even get to asking questions before weird fucked up shit started happening.The candles we had placed on each side of the board became completely black around where it should be illuminated,the flames went from yellow to pure blue,and they started flickering.It was very cold,and we felt uneasy and not alone.

We burried the board at the side of my best friends house. Two years later my best friend moved into the room where the ouija board was burried outside...a few short months later an ivy vine grew through the foundation and accross her bedroom ceiling. At night time wierd shit would go on in her closet,and yah.

Anyways kids,stay away from the ouija and things of the like,you dont wanna stir a pot in which the contents you know fuck all about. Thats just setting yourself up for some tricky ass business,not only endangering your spirtual well being,but the people around you as well.
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Old Feb 04, 05
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yes and cant say it worked
we went up to the graveyard by my house and had a few séance
I also once bought Ouija cards fro toys r us thoese were fun for a laugh
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Old Feb 04, 05
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i used to use one a lot.

One time the boad took my pants off, a big circle of flame went on the board and it started moving in and out of my penis

best sex ever!
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Yah, this one time it said... "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!" But there was nothing there... stupid Board.
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When you use tarot cards,medicine cards,ouija boards or psychics,your angel that satan assigned you is the one who is speaking through these mediums. Its not what or who you hoped it would be.
Also by using these mediums,it opens your soul to potentially harmful spirits that can latch onto you and never let go,even until death.With that said those spirits can be the ones that are speaking through the mediums.
You make a good point here, although I don't really know if God or satan assigns us angels, but you're right that whoever thinks they're talking to a dead relative or whatever it is in fact satan playing tricks on them. So that pretty much rules out whatever predictions it gives about dying or getting married in the future :)

As well, you should never ask it to demonstrate its presence. once you do that it becomes an invitation for them to step on our plane, and then you're fucked for good and all.
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Old Feb 05, 05
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well i know satan assigned me something,and lemme tell you that mother fucker aint pretty or nice.
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Old Feb 05, 05
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You make a good point here, although I don't really know if God or satan assigns us angels, but you're right that whoever thinks they're talking to a dead relative or whatever it is in fact satan playing tricks on them. So that pretty much rules out whatever predictions it gives about dying or getting married in the future :)
I don't think its always satan or a bad spirit playing tricks on you. I think it really depends on the medium they communicate to you through. As far as a Oiuja board goes, its an impersonal item made for profit, so naturally, its gonna attract nasty spirits.

Oh and any spirit is probably gonna get a bit pissed if your asking them stupid shit like when you'll die or get married. If you were walking down the road and someone repeatedly kept grabbing you and asking you when they were gonna die, what would you do eventually? :)
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Old Feb 05, 05
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Oh and any spirit is probably gonna get a bit pissed if your asking them stupid shit like when you'll die or get married. If you were walking down the road and someone repeatedly kept grabbing you and asking you when they were gonna die, what would you do eventually? :)

That's true most spirts that stick around are looking for some sort of "closure" so they want people to help them get over their death so they could move on...others have "unfinished business" so yea like rytalin said, if u were trying to talk to someone about something and they kept asking stupid questions u would get pissed too
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Old Feb 24, 05
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^ they follow you
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WATCH OUT!

i used to be really into the occult, i wanted to be the next alister crowley! so yeah ive dabbeld with ouiji boards and read spell books and such...but nothing to major.

and whilst i was doing that my life wasnt the greatest...things were just wrong. then i stoped. and denounced all of it...and things got much much better.

i think godessa made some really stong points in regards to the whole thing.
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Old Feb 25, 05
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^ those were demons
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Old Feb 25, 05
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The religious Dutch people in the Valley are scared sh*tless of Ouiji boards. They think you communicate with the Devil through them, and the board is controlled by the Devil.

They are really scared of those boards and will run away if you bring one out and start messing with it.
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^ it is dude.
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