Things to do.

[Grapes]

Gotta keep on top of my life
7 things to do!

[robyn]

"OK, just knocked over that same old lady. Six things to do. Six things to do."

[Grapes]

LOL

Knocked over the same old lady.

[robyn]

It breaks my heart that I'm the only one who responded.

Mix, mix. Stir, stir.

[Grapes]

I actually just used this post so I could get the pic hosted for an avatar elsewhere (I think you have some idea WHERE..)

hence toilet bowl.

But as long as we're going with KITH references....

Do you know why I was late today Hecubus?

Why master?

Because someone double parked in front of my car... Hecubus.... do YOU drive a green Valiant?

Yes master!

EVIL!

[robyn]

My pen! My pen! Somebody stole my pen!

[robyn]

No wait, I found a better one:

Is there a fairy? A drunk dad fairy, that tip-toes in, takes the TV changer out of his hand, puts a blanket around his shoulders, lifts his head off his chest, so his neck won't be sore tomorrow when the liquor leaves him for a time? Is there a drunk dad fairy? That pays for the Chinese food?!!

[Grapes]

Hello PRICKS!@ My name is Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister, Jerry SIZZLER!.. we're a couple of entertainers, and not two clearly deranged escaped convicts!

That's right.. PRICKS@$!

[cubed]

hey son, how many girls called you today? 0?
how many girls called you yesterday? 0?
you know what 0+0 equals don't you son.

FAG!!!!!

[Grapes]

Haha nice.

30 Helens agree.... to disagree.

[robyn]

This one's for valentines day:

Our love, and I mean this in a nice way, is like taking lassie out to the dessert and removing all her teeth with a hunting knife, then shooting her in the head with a gun you and she built together.

[Grapes]

Ladies and Gentlemen....

It's TAMMY!

"Ru-uunn!

Ju-uuump!

Throw a ball!

HIKE.... outdoors!

I'm not gonna spread for no roses! (better dead than spread!)

[robyn]

It's clear to me now, that our love is like santa clause. The only ones who believe in it are small children who don't understand how the world really works.