You ever been shit on by a bird?

[mojo]

yes, in elementary.

it shat in my hair, i swore, and was sent to the office by my grade 3 teacher.

[Berta]

Originally Posted by KenJi

I was sitting outside of the bank having a smoke and wandering wow I'm pretty lucky that in 23 years of living I havn't ever been hit by the birdie's poop. One close call came when i was walking on granville but that feel like near me.

So have you ever been shit on before. Man I'm probably jinxing myself but oh well. Just curious.

hahahaha thats halarious kenji...i almost did once...luckily, i was a few inches away

[Quin600]

Back in high school, me and my bud Kevin were walking to the field for gym class. He is walking to my left. Suddenly a bird craps on his shoulder. Heh.

A few weeks later, exact same thing happens! He was walking on my left.

After that day, he always walked on my right side.

[fantasy20]

well yesterday i was out on my belcony smoking a joint with my friend when we heard a crow cawing... it was pretty anoying so my friend yelled at it to shut up... we were high... any ways guess what it did... it shit right beside her like 5 mins later ... we both missed the blow... but i couldnt believe that happened.. what a trip... i found it kinda funny though... i made my friend clean it up... karmas a bitch!!!

[ja_raul]

ive only been shit on by a blue jay, and that was ONCE. i still remember his face. He looks quite similar to this guy in the middle



varsity jacket and all

[ty_guy]

i was lucky and only got it on the shoulder, i was pissed cause it was a nice shirt that i just walked out of the store wearing, tried to trade it in saying that the colour didn't suit me, but they noticed the spot. when ever i see a bunch of em sittin around on the ground i be stealthy and scare them. if you see a bunch flying at you run for a tree! hehe it was funny when i was golfing with a friend and he was walking down the green and like these 3 crows decided to dive bomb him ........ never seen someone run 381 yards so quickly. now wouldn't it be nice if we could turn the tables ........ just a thought

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by ty_guy

i was lucky and only got it on the shoulder, i was pissed cause it was a nice shirt that i just walked out of the store wearing, tried to trade it in saying that the colour didn't suit me, but they noticed the spot. when ever i see a bunch of em sittin around on the ground i be stealthy and scare them. if you see a bunch flying at you run for a tree! hehe it was funny when i was golfing with a friend and he was walking down the green and like these 3 crows decided to dive bomb him ........ never seen someone run 381 yards so quickly. now wouldn't it be nice if we could turn the tables ........ just a thought

both my friend and I have hit birds on a golf course haha he hit a line drive off the tee when I was with him and smoked one. I have also smoked multiple birds off the tee before, but then again I've been golfin since I was a wee lad .. we have also nailed those grubs when biking , the noise they make when you nail em is priceless.

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by KenJi

^ this is the part about this thread I'm gonna love hearing about who got shat on and when haha.

i only clicked on this thread because i thought it was gonna be about how you got shat on .........i guess this wil have to suffice

[diesskei]

Originally Posted by ty_guy

i was lucky and only got it on the shoulder, i was pissed cause it was a nice shirt that i just walked out of the store wearing, tried to trade it in saying that the colour didn't suit me, but they noticed the spot. when ever i see a bunch of em sittin around on the ground i be stealthy and scare them. if you see a bunch flying at you run for a tree! hehe it was funny when i was golfing with a friend and he was walking down the green and like these 3 crows decided to dive bomb him ........ never seen someone run 381 yards so quickly. now wouldn't it be nice if we could turn the tables ........ just a thought

Ever heard of bird fishing? just put some garbage on your fishing line, wait for them to swallow it and let em fly a hundred feet or so.... Then yank really hard.... haven't personally done it, but the thought of it cracks me up.

[acidic_liquid]

3 fucking times in my lifetime :(

First was when I was really young, at my aunt's and uncle's wedding. The dove pooped on me head :( It was in my hair.

Next was walking on the way to a play in a grade 5 field trip. I took off my sweater and just held it. Gross.

Next was downtown, on my shirt. My friend touched it wondering what it was. I thought it was lettuce or something from what I ate (we just ate at Burger King).

To add, my car's parked under wires in front of my house. I usually get at LEAST 5 splotches per night because a SHITLOAD (pun intended) of crows hang out in my area.

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by ja_raul

OMFGGGG under the umbrella tree

[KenJi]

^ man the iguans eyes look like he did alot of drugs. something along the lines of mushrooms or lsd maybe even e haha.

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by mojo

yes, in elementary.

it shat in my hair, i swore, and was sent to the office by my grade 3 teacher.

bhaawaawa. i was there . i remember that.... its when you had your bowl cut to... the shit was seriously embedded in your hair... so funny

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by diesskei

Ever heard of bird fishing? just put some garbage on your fishing line, wait for them to swallow it and let em fly a hundred feet or so.... Then yank really hard.... haven't personally done it, but the thought of it cracks me up.

dude,.... that is fuckin horrible.. what person in the right mind would find that amusing... your sick in the head buddy... get checked out

[Chewy]

i shat on a seagull once.. i pinned it down and pooped all over it

[Dr. Doom]

Originally Posted by diesskei

Ever heard of bird fishing? just put some garbage on your fishing line, wait for them to swallow it and let em fly a hundred feet or so.... Then yank really hard.... haven't personally done it, but the thought of it cracks me up.

Doom has, his grade 12 drafting teacher taught his class how to do, bagels work really well for seagulls.


As some of you may or may not remember, Doom once had his head shat on my a pigeon at the steps, he then went over to the waterfall at the law courts and washed his hair.

[zarlon]

^ hahahahaha awesome

[dapimpstress]

i have not been, but almost, one time my dad n lil bro were sitting outside, n i had jus gone in to grab something and all these seagulls flew over them and shat all over, not only them, but the entire deck, it was a MASSIVE FLOCK... hahaha... i came back outside crackin up watching them fly away while my fam was mad grumpy.. hahah..