This story deserves it's own thread;P

[lou_belle]

OH ooh! story time..:P

so my friend has to take a poo really bad after a long ass car ride to my other friends cabin. He gets out of the car and goes to the door to find it locked and the key is with the other car load behind us. So he searches around back for something to poo in, the idiot :)
He finds a garden trough on the back porch and he poos in it he starts to freak out cuz he pood in a bad spot.
He's saying "SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE POOD ON HIS DECK!HELP ME!"
He's waving his arms around like seriously freaking and he says
"FUCK IT! THERE'S A HOSE!"
so he picks up his POO!!
WITH HIS BARE HAND! YELLS "AHHH!!" AND PUKES ON HIS HAND!!!!

[mapleleaf4ever]

LMFAO! That's hilarious! He obviously hasn't read this Book.

[lou_belle]

Ahhh!! Its The Funniest Everrrr!! What The Fuck!!

[mojo]

did you make this thread because of me?

[lou_belle]

no.. I dunno what u'r talking about^^

[wum]

fuck that's gross

[mojo]

guess not

[Mr.Wrong]

that guys THE KING!