2 jokes 4 ya

JibJib · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 07, 02

Whats the best way to keep a ****** out of your front yard?
-Hang one in it

What do you do when you see your TV floating around the living room?
-Turn on the lights and shoot the ****** thats stealing it

**MC Hammered** · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 07, 02

You have my attention.

Post more of this shit and I won't flush it, it'll disappear.

**ƒORM** · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 07, 02

Good call MC

Something a hic might say at his stag party, after he marries his sister...

:211:

Sammy Skillz · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 07, 02

hmmm....

Aki · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 08, 02

thats what you expect :039:

bob · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 08, 02

can someone buy me a new keyboard?

604AngelBoy · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 09, 02

..........hum.........*walks away*.....

thorn · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 10, 02

Racism is wrong.

Glendita* · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 10, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by ~lazee_grrl~
for sum reason those two jokes remind me of tinkerbell glenda.... :184:

oh wut da fuck does that mean ?

Glendita* · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 10, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by ~lazee_grrl~
i will not release such info..i shall tell u not on the boards tho..=)

holy shit ... it wasn't even me ... i can't believe u ....

Glendita* · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 10, 02

great now it just looks like i'm talking to myself

~lazee_grrl~ · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 10, 02

i know u still love me..lalala..

but who the hell told me those jokes them?..

*confused* :184:

Glendita* · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 10, 02

hahahaha i dunno ... but lookie i can blow a bubble :158: