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Old Aug 21, 05
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elevators

so I was going up on this elevator and right before it hit the floor I wanted to get off at, I jumped.

IT WAS SO COOL.

you jump like twice as high as you normally would.

and it's the opposite for when it's going down. if you jump right before it hits the floor, you jump so much lower, you almost lose your balance because the floor hits your feet so much faster than you expect!

has anyone else tried this before?
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elevators are awkward.
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how are they awkward?
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crowded elevators are awkward.
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Old Aug 21, 05
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Being stuck in an elevator with Joanne and a few bottles of water = an awkward moment.

JUMP! JUMP!
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Old Aug 21, 05
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Originally Posted by bananasinpjs
so I was going up on this elevator and right before it hit the floor I wanted to get off at, I jumped.

IT WAS SO COOL.

you jump like twice as high as you normally would.

and it's the opposite for when it's going down. if you jump right before it hits the floor, you jump so much lower, you almost lose your balance because the floor hits your feet so much faster than you expect!

has anyone else tried this before?

LOL

When I use to live in an apartment as a kid my dad and I would do it all the time.... sometimes I would get scared cus you really fly up high :p
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Being stuck in an elevator with Joanne and a few bottles of water = an awkward moment.

JUMP! JUMP!
hahahahahahaha

I would give you karma, but they won't let me!





and yes, crowded elevators can be awkward. I never jump when there are other people in the elevator with me though. that would just be weird.
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Old Aug 21, 05
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Did your parents make you stand with them in the doorway, look straight ahead and not speak to you for practise?
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Did your parents make you stand with them in the doorway, look straight ahead and not speak to you for practise?
no, I was never given proper elevator etiquette, although I'd like to think that I've gone on enough elevators rides to know the social norm. :)






sometimes I wonder if the elevator has a video camera, and there are people watching and laughing at what a dork I am.
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Old Aug 21, 05
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Joanne... you are an internet superstar because of dem vids. :118:
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Old Aug 22, 05
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anyone who hasn't done that before had a sad childhood.

ever put your arms in the door frame and press really hard? your arms float!
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Old Aug 22, 05
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yeah I have done that before, it's pretty fun! and yes, usually there are video cameras in elevators these days. so any hanky panky will be recorded. I like to wave at the camera in my building sometimes and sometimes do silly faces or do something silly, y'know, to make their day a little less boring and all. =P

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Old Sep 01, 05
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Fun with Elevating Devices

I once had a list of "50 fun things to do in elevators".
my favourites included:
Step 1: put pager in large paper bag or parcel;
Step 2: predial pager number on cell phone for quick activation
Step 3: Enter semi-crowded Elevator
Step 4: Dial Pager
Step 5: Wait for Beep - Yell "Shit, only 10 seconds left"
Step 6: Watch Faces
And
-Hum the first 4 notes of "its a small world", so everyone else will have it stuck in their heads for the remainder of eternity, but you wont.....
GSTQ!
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