Chuck Norris Is Dead!!!!

[project.one]

Chuck Norris is dead! Its official, the website says so!

[matéo]

as if fnk.ca hasn't seen enough of it already.

Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human.

[oddmud]

Originally Posted by projectone

Chuck Norris is dead! Its official, the website says so!

Chuck Norris does not die, he only Kills.

BTW: what website are you talking about? his official site doesn't say anything.

[AAA]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

He is not dead i saw him last night on the shopping channel :P

[project.one]

That wasnt Chuck on the Shopping channel. That was a robot. GEEEZE Dont you kids know anything!