If you in no way can make yourselves work...

[Hallucinogen]

If your work tired to you... If you think only about how to faster flee home... If everything around you irritates... Finally, if you are in a simply poor mood...
Think here about which. Represent, as if you were the reindeer breeder of the extreme north... On what would be similar your life then? Let us look...

Monday. You graze deer.
Tuesday. You graze deer.
Wednesday. You graze deer.
Thursday. You graze deer.
Friday. You graze deer.
Saturday... You did think holiday, yes? Horseradish!!! You graze deer.
Sunday. Well you did already understand that you do make, yes? It is correct. You graze deer.

In you is one holiday per year - this is the day, when geologists arrive, and you exchange deer for the vodka. In house they await you: terrible wife, seven hungry children, singed vodka from the geologists, and salt venison to supper. You wash twice in the flow of the entire life: with the birth, and after death. You never saw hot water. Present dainty for you are the berries and roots, assembled by your children. If you badly graze deer, you will die of the hunger.

You will compare this life with the fact that you have now. Be glad. Cry from the happiness. Embrace colleagues and you will present to each gift. You will thank the management of your firm for the wisdom and a good relation. You will thank your family and friends, they in you is for the fact that. And finally you will thank itself for the fact that you did not become the reindeer breeder of the extreme north... And you will end finally to be occupied by Horseradish! Begin to work.

[Bobby_T]

riiiiiiiiiiight..........fuckin trance cracker.

[Ms.Tarantula]

^ Hahahahahaha

[dabbler]

uhhhh tl;dr and mainly cuz it's not even english

[esoter1c]

More proof trance makes you stupid as fuck.

[Goodfellow]

hahahah!!

what the hell

mmmmm drugs

[ja_raul]

What did I just read?

[dabbler]

ok so i came back to read it, and WTF ARE YOU ON BUDDY holy fuck

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Hallucinogen

If your work tired to you... If you think only about how to faster flee home... If everything around you irritates... Finally, if you are in a simply poor mood...
Think here about which. Represent, as if you were the reindeer breeder of the extreme north... On what would be similar your life then? Let us look.
Monday. You graze deer.
Tuesday. You graze deer.
Wednesday. You graze deer.
Thursday. You graze deer.
Friday. You graze deer.
Saturday... You did think holiday, yes? Horseradish!!! You graze deer.
Sunday. Well you did already understand that you do make, yes? It is correct. You graze deer.

In you is one holiday per year - this is the day, when geologists arrive, and you exchange deer for the vodka. In house they await you: terrible wife, seven hungry children, singed vodka from the geologists, and salt venison to supper. You wash twice in the flow of the entire life: with the birth, and after death. You never saw hot water. Present dainty for you are the berries and roots, assembled by your children. If you badly graze deer, you will die of the hunger. You will compare this life with the fact that you have now. Be glad. Cry from the happiness. Embrace colleagues and you will present to each gift. You will thank the management of your firm for the wisdom and a good relation. You will thank your family and friends, they in you is for the fact that. And finally you will thank itself for the fact that you did not become the reindeer breeder of the extreme north... And you will end finally to be occupied by Horseradish! Begin to work.

Did you write this while you were bored and slacking off at work?

[dabbler]

probably more like when he was bored and jacking off at work

[dangamouse]

i think this guys user name says it all LOL

[wishbone]

Was that translated from Cantonese or Mandarin?

[Hallucinogen]

You're hilarious:P

[Billy Shears]

Makes sense

(no sarcasm intended)

For all those who can't grasp the concept, let me paraphrase..

If you think you have a shitty job, and can't motivate yourself to work, then think of the poor bastards who live in butt-fuck nowhere and support themselves doing tedious work in harsh conditions. Then you can consider yourself lucky.