i'll welcome you aboard with a little story of mine sarahnmittens.
i was driving down my street the other day when a cat darted out in front of the car and i accidently ran it over. i checked out its tag and took it to the house where it used to live before i killed it. i knocked on the door and i must've interrupted dinner cause there was this little girl with food all over her face that answered. she looked at me and saw her cat and started to bawl her eyes out. her mother came to the door saw the cat and called out her husbands name. so the father of the little girl pushes the two aside and sees the cat in my hands. i apologize to them all and said that i would go to the pound to pick them up another one, but the father wouldn't hear about it. he wanted me to give them a hundred bucks. i'm sorry, but i'm not going to give some drunk a hundred bucks cause he couldn't keep his damned cat inside (all you dog lovers be hearin' me on this one eh?). so him and i got into a really heated discussion over this and the neighbours ended up phoning the police. the cops showed up and asked what happened, and when i explained it to them the promptly threw the two of us in hand cuffs and arrested both of us. when i asked them what we were being arrested for he answered..."it's illegal to negotiate pussy on the streets."
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