*cue wild discovery music*
<creepy narrator>
In wintertime, the greater North American, as well as the Lesser American Ravers migrate in droves to internet forums to mainting connected to what they see as "the scene". Detachment from this scene seems to be fatal for the Ravers, so they must be sure to keep together in small groups sharing water bottles and easing fatigue with back rubs. Along with the Ravers come parasitic nomads such as Sketch kids, Middle School Kids, and Forum Trolls.
Winter can be a dangerous time for the little Ravers, but once spring comes around, I'm sure we'll find them out destroying their minds with chemicals just like last year."
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