Top 10 Reasons For Being Sexually Active

[maripoppins]

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

[maripoppins]

hahaha so lets all start f*#^ing like bunnies! hahaha i love it!

[moon*petalz]

Nice. something that's fun AND healthy at the same time. that's hard to come by....

[MC Hammered]

No wonder my g/f and I look so good! :029:

Wondering why I didn't get a cold this Winter.

[PartEkid]

Originally posted by mchammered
No wonder my g/f and I look so good! :029:

Werd mang!

-Kam

[KeeBLeR]

didn't we forget the most important reason of all ... just for the fuking fun of it!!!!! keep it real ppl!!!!

[-STAN-]

wowee! sex is healthy? interesting hMMmmM.... cools! cools! werd werd!

[Erica]

WERD UP!!! :031:

[Diaper Rash]

:023: They finally got proof!

[Glendita*]

That is the dopest thing i have heard in so long, now i can claim that fucking is supposed to help me with my allergies

[tribal_guy]

way 2 be maripoppins! altho ive read that b4 sumwhere i think...

oh wells fuckin is juss ggggreat!!!

[mister-peenutt]

WOOHOo!!!! stupid allergies piss me off everyday!!.. so i think i'm gonna have to have sex everyday to combat them! WOOHOO!!!:031:

[powerpuffys*]

oh my goodness

maripoppins jessica where did you find that!

[kiMMie]

You are f**ken hilarious babe!!! :026: :026:

#4 --> "special sneakers" <--- Hahaha...and YES, it is definitely a sport!!!
#5 --> uh...obviously...woohoo...totally relieves the sexual tension and frustration built up inside of you
#6 --> oooh...really??? we should trying making a perfume and call it "pheromones"..kekeke
#7 --> hahaha LMAO!!

Those are classic Jess...I can't stop laughing!!!

[yoko*]

look at me, deja vu-attack.
i love my memory
back to work i go.

[linds]

#6 is true.

very very true.

*beam*

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha..yoko...silly girl!...

u still have ur memory..i am proud of ya!

[JoNeSie]

If it's so good for you, I wonder if you can get a prescription for it from your doctor.
Hmmm......

[Anjew]

i posted this a couple nights ago lol...

[Sue Bitch]

wow this is an old thread
Any one want to help me with my asthma?

[desiRAWR]

They're all completely true...especially #9 and #10. #10 especially!!!

[SkoTtY]

Not that we need reasons to have sex in the first place. If you guys are anything like me, you have sex cause it's fun, and it feels good!

Am I right?