perma boners

[sebcoe]

helo ?

hi friends. i have had a perma boner going on about 5 weeks now OK. it is starting to hurt and i do not know what is wrong with me. i've tried to hump a lot of things such as cheese graters and tree bark but it will not go away. i think i broke my peepee or some thing. is this normal ???????????

help, i hurt

plurBONER

[frogprincess]

sounds like you may have popped a blood vessel in your peepee. do you notice redness and swelling???

this perma boner is not going to be going away anytime soon, no matter how many full healthy loads blow. you must go to doctor who can deal w/ the problem.

the doctor will probably put a hole in your weewee and insert a tube to release the extra fluids built up in that weewee of your.

stop spanking and start draining, it is the only way.

good luck and may PLUR be w/ you.

[Guice_39]

Oh that sounds gross. When I went to driving school for my license we were watching videos on car crashes and are insrtuctor told us that if we were to get in to one (for males) that the paramedics would stick a tube the size of a pinky finger up that little hole we piss out of. Oooooouuuuccchhhh.

[Joanne]

^^
it's called a URETHRA!!!!

anyways jim... sorry to hear about your little....err.. problem...

but don't worry. it just means you're a disgusting pervert. try some breathing techniques or think unsexy thoughts. and when all else fails, do the book in front of your crotch move. oughtta save you some embarassment.

--Joanne :P

[crookedking]

think of baseball

[sNyx]

its usually a good 5 min round trip :kimmie: