10 more reasons to get laid

[Anjew]

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. sex is a beauty treatment. scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormo estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. the sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. it stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. it's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. sex is an instant cure for mild depression. it releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. the more sex you have, the more you will be offered. the sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. these subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. kissing each day will keep the dentist away. kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. sex actually relieves headaches. a lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. a lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. sex is a natural antihistamine. it can help combat asthma and hay fever.

ten good reasons to have sex, other than the obvious... so go get laid!

[SkoTtY]

I am gonng print that shit!

[Joanne]

sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. it stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. it's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

I don't know any other sports that include risks of pregnancy and STD's.

the more sex you have, the more you will be offered. the sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. these subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

the whole concept of pheromones are still being studied. so far, all scientists have concluded is that pheromones help regulate and synchronize a women's menstrual cycles. all that shit about how pheromones help with attraction of the opposite sex may be true with animals, but not yet fully scientifically proven with humans.

kissing each day will keep the dentist away. kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

saliva also has a lit of icky bacteria! ewwwwwwww!!!

a lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. sex is a natural antihistamine. it can help combat asthma and hay fever.

antihistamines also cause drowsiness if it crosses the blood-brain barrier.

--Joanne :P

[oliver]

^ someone's DEFINETLY not getting enough sex....

[crookedking]

^^that made my brother laugh.

[Joanne]

*laughs*

no, I just don't need invalid reasons to get laid.

:moon:

--Joanne :P

[~lazee_grrl~]

hahaha...i luv ya joanne!

[crookedking]

i need any reason i can get.

[Bitchin]

if the scent of a person is supose to make you wanna fuck some one.. then.. theres a lot of gross smelling people in this world.

[Locky]

Originally posted by Junglet:
^ someone's DEFINETLY not getting enough sex....

I dunno about that dude. Is twice times daily considered enough to you? Well i guess you opinion donesn't matter to me, as long as its enough for Jo. right babe?

[Joanne]

:kimmie:

--Joanne :P

[yourlilbaby]

lol not like i needed more reasons