Pre-Booty Call Agreement

[Kraig]

I know this has been posted before but everytime I read it cracks me up!

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
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This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2003, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

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THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

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Participating Party
Signature_______________________________ ________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________ ________
Date: ________________

[Cdn_Brdr]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I've never seen that before.... that is fucking funny!

I'm gonna have to print a few of these up and have them sitting around for just in case usage!!! Too many girls are unaware of these rules.

Nah..... I'm not THAT bad... but this is funny none the less.

[poohbearhoney]

lol

[Miss T]

ya never seen that before, but it definitely is fuckin funny!! :)

[Ragga_Wh0re]

OMFG THATS CHOICE!!!!! hahahahahaha those r like all my "rules" hahahahahahahahaha :hehe:

[Kraig]

I would recommend having little holder outside your room door with extra copies on stand-by!

[strawberr_E]

i have that taped into my party book.

[Sue Bitch]

only if it could really be that simple

[meth0dical]

if they sign its a binding contract, so it IS that easy :)

[Candy-Kid]

LOL!!! thats gold man!

[jmzD]

so classic...

[*Caitlin*]

thats pretty funny but id like to see what would happen if you handed that to someone seriously. actually, i wouldnt, it could be ugly.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

id definately hand that to someone because thats what I basically say 2 people im just fucking :)

[LTIGHT]

thats awsome...
now filll one out and email it to me

:)

[MissBehavior]

I wish I'd had an agreement like that with my last booty-call. =P

[Kraig]

Are you speaking to me LTIGHT? :moon:

I would be happy to sign multiple copies for those that would like them.

[GoGo_Gurl]

^^ :kam:

[zarlon]

Haha, harsh. :kam:

[Special_J]

Hahaha! I would give that to someone just to see their reaction, that's hilarious!

[Cowboy]

Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~
id definately hand that to someone because thats what I basically say 2 people im just fucking :)

ill sign ur contract...

corrie