The Ejaculator

Magi · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

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You have made 7.921875 gallons and 66.1112473125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 56.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 365,040,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2028 kittens.

bob · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

^^lightweight.

:trippin:

You have made 45.5 gallons and 379.715882 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.4266666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,572,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8736 kittens.

kozmo_jr · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

holy cow

Magi · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

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Originally posted by bob
^^lightweight.

:trippin:

you're 3 years older than me.

I can easily catch up by then :D

bob · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

not likely... by the end of this month, i'll be up to pace with killer whales.

and i'm pretty sure i haven't even hit my prime yet!

Magi · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

Yea man, I just calculated.

No way in HELL am I getting close to those numbers :toasted:

bob · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

LOVE YOURSELF... like 8 times a day!

Magi · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

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Originally posted by bob
LOVE YOURSELF... like 8 times a day!

oh man that's WAY too much for me.

I'm like...5 times in one day, and I think I've only done that once.

I can always try though :smoke1:

Ragga_Wh0re · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

i wish i could masturbate that much:(the clit gets sensitive after a couple times :kimmie:

Chet · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

You have made 48.75 gallons and 406.838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

I think I win

bob · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

^^actually after seeing your avatar, i pretty much caught up to you...

does anyone else store their's in mason jars in the basement?

Rytalin · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

god damn!

and here I was thinking I was doin good killing 4680 kittens...

Goat · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 17, 03

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You have made 52 gallons and 433.961008 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens

what can i say..i started young.
it's all circumstantial though. there's some weeks where it's just like BAM. then there's others where it's dry. usually when i go i'm ready to go more than half a dozen times in that set though..
anyway, won't go more into it.

Magi · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 18, 03

HOLY SHIT!

Aren't you only 16?!

shorerider · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 03

You have made 68.25 gallons and 569.573823 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 4.8533333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 3,144,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 17472 kittens.

Cool, I guess.

P.S. me and my ex GF had sex 7 times in 14 hours. so there.

Chet · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 03

sex doesn't count has to be only spanking it
sex doesn't kill kittens
beating off does

crackjoy · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 03

^^uhh, how?

Chet · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 03

how does masterbating kill kittens?
the same way it makes you blind, stutter and grow hair on your palms

~god~ · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 03

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

R35P3C7

baby_bluez · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 30, 03

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You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

okayyyyyy so it is possible for boyz to be lyin about this shit... just to seem more manly then the next guy.... yah?

baby_bluez · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 30, 03

its all a matter of typin in 999
999 and big squirter.... but imagin 14 thousand foot ball feilds.... you could drown a small neighboor hood in jizz.... and 51896052 kittens... man... can u say holocaust?

Skitzo_Style · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 30, 03

You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens.

i have no idea why i did that little quiz, that was the biggest waste of time, and pointless information.