The Imaginary boyfriend

[Jingles]

he's a handy, handy guy - when you're a tthe bar and some ucky guy come up and tries to dance with you you can point over to the crowd and say 'but my boyfriend is just over there'

ditto if some creepy old guy asks, 'so where's your boyfriend?'
Point to the dancefloor

Imaginary boyfriend loves to dance - and he goes to the washroom a lot (Yeah, i think my boyfriend just wandered off to the loo a moment)
and he's always just walking in -- Oh there's my man now - gotta go!
and to those who don't know you he is potentially any guy you have talked to more then twice in a night

Imaginary boyfriend travels with me everywhere, cause who knows where i might need him next?

I love you imaginary boyfriend!!!

[MC Hammered]

I hate him with a passion. :finger:

[MistressSpankME]

hahah I call him safe boy, that is if there is someone I can use. I doubt many guys would mind anyways. Oh how I love safe boy.
He has saved me from many potential mollestations and annoyances.

Three cheers for imaginary boyfriends!! Oh and can't forget pretend girlfriends as well. WOO HOOO!

[vesperstina]

i've never had an imaginary bf, i've always had real bfs.

wait. when i was 11 or 12 my friends made an imaginary bf to make my then future bf jealous. i think it worked.

[LoveKat]

my friend Kiran uses me as her imaginary boyfriend all of the time. i won't be there, but she'll mention how she is dating a boy named Nathaniel

oddly enough, one of her friends met me yesterday and asked if i was the "boyfriend". it was cute :)

[Ragga_Wh0re]

I always make sure i have one of my guy friends handy to watch my back or one of my girl friends.If not I dont resort the imaginary boy friend trick I just tell them im a transexual or Im a lesbian.The transexual bit works rather well :kam:

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by vesperstina
i've never had an imaginary bf, i've always had real bfs.

Yeah but I'm sure he's not attached to you at the hip though. You've never lied to some creep about your b/f being there that night just to get him to leave you alone? Because sometimes the fact that you have one isn't enough reason in their eyes, to back the fuck off.


Hhmm.. transexual, I'll have to try that one Valerie!! Even telling them you are a lesbian is a little risky, that might just turn them on more and/or they end up watching you and your "girlfriend". Now that's no good.

[agent.starling]

yaw ... imaginary girlfriends rule =0)

[Jingles]

Originally posted by vesperstina
i've never had an imaginary bf, i've always had real bfs.

_ Don't you have an imaginary one right now ;)

Maybe your imagination is sooo good you think they are real
Or maybe I've been single too long....it's hard to know

[meth0dical]

when i read the title i thought vibrator

[Chet]

I like to use an imaginary rash
if a girl is being super clingy or obnoxious
I just start scratching and complaning it wasn't there before the prostitutes
that usually takes care of things

[vesperstina]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME


Yeah but I'm sure he's not attached to you at the hip though. You've never lied to some creep about your b/f being there that night just to get him to leave you alone? Because sometimes the fact that you have one isn't enough reason in their eyes, to back the fuck off.


Hhmm.. transexual, I'll have to try that one Valerie!! Even telling them you are a lesbian is a little risky, that might just turn them on more and/or they end up watching you and your "girlfriend". Now that's no good.

i'm unusually honest when it comes to shit like that.

but y'know what would be fun if you just blatantly blurb that i have some random std. if he's smooth he'll keep talking and walk away. if he's not he'll run like the fool he is trying to pick me up.

[Rytalin]

oh you like your imaginary boyfriend NOW


but how bout when he finally shows up and turns out to be more creepy than you ever could imagine??




.....

:/

[Jingles]

^ at least he won't break my heart, cause I control his existence

[Jingles]

Originally posted by meth0dical
when i read the title i thought vibrator

those are hardly a figment of my imagination :)

[Rytalin]

Originally posted by Jingles
^ at least he won't break my heart, cause I control his existence

...but what if the meaning of your own existance is to break your own heart?
....


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*twilight zone muzik*

[Nurse_Rachet]

Howdy doody Lady Mariyah.

[Jingles]

HEY.....how do you know my name?? It's a big secret!!!

[Nurse_Rachet]

Because I used to party with you... sorta.

[Jingles]

^ Everyone used to party with me
- You are on the island or from the island, right? This is a fun game,
have we ever made out?

[Nurse_Rachet]

I'm from the mainland.
Circa 1999-2001.

You always had cute curles *hehe*
And NO we HAVEN'T made out... but maybe we should ;)

[Jingles]

^ how fun
My curls are still cute - but I have much less of them
Do you have curls too?
Wear your nurses outfit and come to Pound tonight!!
I'm never gonna guess who you are

From the mainland..but you know Dale ....

[Jingles]

SFU perhaps?

[Nurse_Rachet]

Nope, not SFU.

Nope, no curls here cutie pie.
Omg, you still go to Pound?
It's still running?!

Yes, I know a few of you oldies ;)

[Jingles]

Tonight is the last POUND ever - so no matter the fact that ihave to wrok tomorrow - tonight I am off to Pound with the old timers :)