The Imaginary girlfriend

[MC Hammered]

she's a "hand"y, "hand"y girl - when you're a the bar and some yucky girl come up and tries to dance with you you can point over to the crowd and say 'but my girlfriend is just over there'

ditto if some creepy old cougar asks, 'so where's your girlfriend?'
Point to the dancefloor

Imaginary girlfriend loves to dance - and she goes to the washroom a lot (Yeah, i think my girlfriend just wandered off to the loo a moment)
and she's always just walking in -- Oh there's my girl now - gotta go!
and to those who don't know you she is potentially any girl you have talked to more then twice in a night

Imaginary girlfriend travels with me everywhere, cause who knows where i might need her next? Best right hand man you can find.

But when the girls realize that no girl comes up to you for an hour after you brush them off then they know you are just full of crap and put an ICBC "L" on your forehead. :(

[Glendita*]

wiNston i think u need to get a REAL girlfriend .... kay bye

[MC Hammered]

I got a plastic one.

That count?

[Magi]

My imaginary girlfriend is quite "hand"y indeed.

[inkster]

Originally posted by Magi
My imaginary girlfriend is quite "hand"y indeed.

YOU GOT THE PUN

HERE, HAVE AN ASTERISK IN PLACE OF A GOLD STAR!

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[Rytalin]

is she the one that you pretend is imaginary when you run into someone at the bar who's hawter than she is?

[Magi]

Originally posted by inkster


YOU GOT THE PUN

HERE, HAVE AN ASTERISK IN PLACE OF A GOLD STAR!

*

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Who are you, and what do you want with me?

I don't recall doing anything to you.

Are you trying to bait me into a verbal fencing match or something?


btw, here's your gold star, for typing in all caps.

[Rytalin]

haHA!

[stringbeans]

lol

[inkster]

Originally posted by Magi



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Who are you, and what do you want with me?

I don't recall doing anything to you.

Are you trying to bait me into a verbal fencing match or something?


btw, here's your gold star, for typing in all caps.

i have no clue who you are, nor do i really care. you have done nothing to me, nor do i have a vendetta against you as you're implying. rather, in a few isolated incidents you've just said something dumb.

in this case, you just said something that was completely obvious and irrelevant. sort of like the person we all know at work/school who gets the joke long after everyone else had, and then explains it aloud... to no one.

as for the caps, THAT DENOTES SARCASM. i rarely use them when i'm being serious.

i'd go look for a picture to give emphasis to my words right now, but i don't like relying on the creativity of script kiddies.

[Magi]

Originally posted by inkster
i have no clue who you are, nor do i really care. you have done nothing to me, nor do i have a vendetta against you as you're implying. rather, in a few isolated incidents you've just said something dumb.

Just making sure.

in this case, you just said something that was completely obvious and irrelevant. sort of like the person we all know at work/school who gets the joke long after everyone else had, and then explains it aloud... to no one.

A good chunk of the posts made on FnK fall into the obvious/irrelevant category, and they're all usually from the same group of people (me included I'm guessing?). You could probably go into any thread and start taking shots at the stupidity. I'm just wondering, why do you care so much?

as for the caps, THAT DENOTES SARCASM. i rarely use them when i'm being serious.

Oh, I'm sorry I wasn't able to detect your sarcasm. It's kinda hard for me to do that without seeing facial expressions/hearing tone of voice etc. but I thought ALL CAPS meant yelling. Maybe you should put in your sig that when you type in all caps, you are just being sarcastic so people won't get so defensive.

I guess it's okay if I go into a thread and start poking at someone, as long as I'm not being serious right?

i'd go look for a picture to give emphasis to my words right now, but i don't like relying on the creativity of script kiddies.

Nor do I. The lettering in that star was put in by me. :) (ph34r my 1337 paint skillz0r).

[Jingles]

^^ Hey , guys?? What about the imaginary girlfriend?/ I know Inkster has one (it's me..and I'm always making him cheese whiz sandwiches in his kitchen fantasies....he's one sick mutha')

So stop the fightingand start the kissing!!
Use your words to go step on others!!