things to keep in the bedroom

[sexynat429]

"when we live together we can do this at least four times a day 7 days a week"

"since we are on the topic have you ever had anal sex"

"i would love to spend the rest of my life with you"

[inkster]

Originally posted by mista_meth
yeah not a prety sight well it was but not for her :toasted:

but but but....

what you're saying contradicts humanity's collected knowledge of anal sex wisdom!

[MistressSpankME]

Being called Goddess over and over and over again is quite fun, however I also enjoy(ed) being called his dirty little slut.

How romantic *sigh*

[Candy-Kid]

Originally posted by sweet~kandy


True fact!!

*sigh
thats just a lie guys use to slurg all over girls faces

[Jrock]

^^^ hahaha.. werd up!!

[vesperstina]

i couldn't think of one thing off the bat! i have a horrible horrible memory.

once like after acouple hours, or what seemed like acouple of hours. i was all, "ok, lets stop this is getting monotonous" and we joked about the comment for acouple of times. end.

[Rytalin]

Originally posted by sweet~kandy


True fact!!

in that case



I got something for ya!



:kam:

[baby_bluez]

best thing i ever heard: ---> I love you, but it was over the fone... i was still in my bedroom tho
funniest shit ever---> the baby names.. hehehe....
Mirkey1,
Alex(prounounced Trevor)
sven
mattz0r
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
, Fuckhead
Lampshade.
Our first two born will be named Mirkey1 and Mattz0r tho. :c-tard: I'll now explain, Mirkey1 is actually Mike with a silent R, Y, and1. My boy and I thought it would be quite the mind fuck to put silent letters and numbers in ur kids name, or spell it something ccompletely different than it is... all for attendance purposes at school.
"Bob?"
"No, its actually pronounced Mathew, thanks."

[kimmay candy]

"Dont worry babie...it happens to every guy its normail!" haha

[jmzD]

fuck me emperor! (me julie after watching Jackie Chan's "The Tuxedo")

I never knew it was sposed to feel this good (me julie's first time anal)