Freakin' Lesbians!

[Flip]

Okay so I'm at this house party and I bump into this chick that I've met once before. We get along great, she's totally cute and very flirty. She had to go and she was like "No I don't want to leave FLip, fuck it I'm staying" but eventually her friends were like "no, we have to go , so say goodbye" So she left and it looked like we were really diggin' each other.

Later I went to Dennys and I was having breakfast with a good friend of hers and I found out that she has a girlfriend and she's totally gay. Not that I have anything against lesbians but her and I were totally into each other. I figured that if she is not into guys, then why would we have spent half the night flirting? I think that if there weren't 60 other people there and we had some alone-time, we would totally have hooked up. So do all lesbians lead on guys just to tease them or is it just a way of being friendly, but not TOO friendly. Should I get a sex-change operation and become a lesbian or just fake it?

[Mr.Dave]

Originally posted by Flip:
Not that I have anything against lesbians but her and I were totally into each other. I figured that if she is not into guys, then why would we have spent half the night flirting? I think that if there weren't 60 other people there and we had some alone-time, we would totally have hooked up.

I think you may have been leading yourself on a bit there buddy. Time to take a look at your definition of flirting perhaps? Or maybe just realize that it's possible to get along really well with someone you've just met without them actually wanting in your pants.

[-DLO_604-]

SHE'S BI!!!! NOT GAY!

[Smokey]

I agree with DLO_604 on this one! she must be bi...

[Partizan]

damn man

BI chix RULE

[lithe]

Maybe she's gay, and you're a typical guy who assumes when any girl is nice to you that she wants to hit it.

[Sammy Skillz]

Originally posted by Flip
Okay so I'm at this house party and I bump into this chick that I've met once before. We get along great, she's totally cute and very flirty. She had to go and she was like "No I don't want to leave FLip, fuck it I'm staying" but eventually her friends were like "no, we have to go , so say goodbye" So she left and it looked like we were really diggin' each other.

Later I went to Dennys and I was having breakfast with a good friend of hers and I found out that she has a girlfriend and she's totally gay. Not that I have anything against lesbians but her and I were totally into each other. I figured that if she is not into guys, then why would we have spent half the night flirting? I think that if there weren't 60 other people there and we had some alone-time, we would totally have hooked up. So do all lesbians lead on guys just to tease them or is it just a way of being friendly, but not TOO friendly. Should I get a sex-change operation and become a lesbian or just fake it?

how cute.
yet another delusional straight guy.

just because she spent half the night with you, doesn't mean she'd do the spread eagle for you and let you work her pussy. who are you?

-s.

[Akeel]

^
he's the mayor of bonerland.

geez sammy dont u know anything?!?! :284:

[Sammy Skillz]

bonerland? is that the same place as cluelessville?

-s.

[zarlon]

*Rolls eyes*

'tard

exactly what sammy said.

[Flip]

Originally posted by Sammy Skillz



how cute.
yet another delusional straight guy.

just because she spent half the night with you, doesn't mean she'd do the spread eagle for you and let you work her pussy. who are you?

heh heh you think I'm cute, thanx!

For one thing, I have hooked up with lesbians befor, I'm the exception to many people's rules.

Secondly, Bonerland is a mysical, magical place....in my pants.

Listen to Akeel, he's a wise man.

I'm not trying to delude myself or anything, I just got that feeling with her. Ya know that feeling you get, around someone that you eventually hook-up with. I usually know if I'm gonna hook-up with someone, within the first 20 minutes of knowing them, even if it happens months or years down the line.



Tickets to Bonerland are available at all Ticketmaster locations.

[Sammy Skillz]

just a little heads up: if you slept with a lesbian, then they weren't lesbians. they were either bi or pseudo lesbians. unless you slept with a girl and you turned her into a lesbian. cuz that wouldn't count as "sleeping with a lesbian".

-s.

[oFFseT]

what a TEASE! lose lesbians I tell ya, them and there sleeping with guys.

riiiigghhhttt.

I could be mistaken, but don't you have a pony-tail? maybe she was playing pretend?

[zarlon]

Originally posted by oFFseT
I could be mistaken, but don't you have a pony-tail? maybe she was playing pretend?

Bahahahaha!!!!

[Rytalin]

Originally posted by Flip
Should I get a sex-change operation and become a lesbian or just fake it?

My friend


this is my goal in life, and for exactly that reason too.





:D

[Sue Bitch]

aww flippy who was this girl i never got to see her but there were alot of cute guys there which none of them were really talk to me sucked that i didnt really know anyone

and call this chick up with one of ur bi friends and she will visit bonerland

[Prissypants]

Yea dude, I think your delusional...The whole point about being a lesbian is that whole not liking dick thing...

[Flip]

Originally posted by Prissypants
Yea dude, I think your delusional...The whole point about being a lesbian is that whole not liking dick thing...

That's just a myth, lesbians love dick, that's why they are into dildos and vibrators. Lesbians just don't like that big stupid thing attached to the dick, I think they call it a .....boy. Ya that's it, lesbians don't like boys, they just like cars, money and dildos!

[Sammy Skillz]

lesbians like cars, money and dildos?

seriously. who are you.

sometimes i wish ignorance was reaaaaaallly painful.

this is one of those times.

-s.

[Jingles]

Well - just cause a gal doesn't like dick doesn't mean she won't flirt a little - I know lesbos who do it all the time - not to lead boys on or anything but it's a part of who they are, flirty

FRIENDLY ACTION DOESN'T MEAN YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE

I sometimes flirt with girlies, or my actions could be viewed as flirtatious even though I'm just being friendly -- and I love boys

Sexuality isn't some black and white issue - there's cross over all over the place - So I vote for Flip's sex change operation.

[Prissypants]

hehe...I just showed my lesbian roomate this post and she laughed at Flip and said: "Is this guy for real? No one can be that much of a chump!"

Then I said: "Are you sure you don't like dick every now and then?"

She just shook her head and laughed...

[cinist]

this was a fun thread

[-DLO_604-]

i'm tellin you right now...if you had this feeling for her...u probably were with a lesbian chick...or a bi chick...bi chicks RULEEE

[junglEst_gurl]

yah i happen to be bi
but gurls do love to fuck with guyz minds
its wut we do best....2 bad the dick just aint workin 4 that gurl haha :hehe:

[LiQuiD_SpAwN]

yeah bi is A okay as long as we men can still work our magic