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Old Sep 24, 03
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Heads or tails

So i just got back from the bar and I'm kinda tipsy. I have most of a mikey of Vodka in my fridge and I was debating whether or not to drink the Vodka and get myself shit-faced, or call it quits for the night and leave it for another day. I decided to Flip for it. I figured heads would mean I'm using my head and not drinking, and Tails would remind me of a nice piece of tail I saw tonight, so I'd get drunk and beat off to the mental image of a nice piece of tail.

What I'm asking is; Is it right to make a decision involving booze and masterbation, based solely on the Flip of a coin? I didn't catch the quarter, I Flipped it and let it land on the floor without interuption.

Luckily the quarter landed on Tails, so I gotta go drink some Vodka and pound my pepperoni! Yay I win!
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Old Sep 24, 03
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I thought this was a question of whether you prefer head or some tail. =P
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Old Sep 24, 03
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flip that was something i didnt need to know
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Old Sep 24, 03
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LoL
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Old Sep 24, 03
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Why do you think I make it out to meat bingo every week. I love MEAT, either eating it or pounding it, either way is satisfying. In fact, I haven't gotten around to spanking it yet. I'm off to go work the gerkin. For thoise of you who are interested in my balony, I'll be back in a few, with a review on the whack-session. Wish me luck!
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Old Sep 24, 03
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no no no no no
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Old Sep 24, 03
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GOOD LUCK

make sure you email a complete transcript of it to that Sue Bitch...
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Old Sep 24, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sue Bitch
no no no no no
Yes yes yes yes

Oh baby I was totally thinking about Sue the entire time. Actually I couldn't really get into it, knowing that there were plenty of people thinking about me doing it while I was slappin my sausage. I'm not saying I didn't do the deed, I'm just sayin I was rather distracted. Next time I'll keep it to myself...or not, we'll see. Oh and Sue, I didn't mean to get you all hot and bothered by talkin about my soldier, he's standing at attention and ready to salute you.

Sue's love slave
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Old Sep 24, 03
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remember when heather saluted my ass
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Old Sep 24, 03
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Who hasn't saluted your ass? I'm pretty sure your ass has gotten around to each and everyone of our allied forces. Fight the Middle East with Sue's ass! You're officially a war hero!
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Old Sep 28, 03
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i'm just amazed u can type without making any mistake at the moment
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Old Sep 28, 03
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hahaha flip u crack me up
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Old Sep 28, 03
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mmm meat mmmm lol lol jk :284:
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Old Sep 28, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lil Jenna
mmm meat mmmm :284:
It's no surprise you want my meat! If you're 19 years old(which You totally don't look it) you can come to free-meat-bingo with us on sunday. Call me baby, @ 422-0442. heh heh you want my meat. Ya what else is new?
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