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Oct 01, 03
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Bedroom-sports injuries?
What's the worst injury you've gotten from rounds of Bedroom sports?
I've had bruises from falling out of bed, rugburn on my back and knees, smacked my head on the headboard and gotten a lump for it, twisted my hip so badly I couldn't walk...No actual scars though. Anyone want to contribute injuries/stories? :284: 
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Oct 01, 03
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Several times I'll stretch the part just under the tongue. I don't know if thier tendons or what, but sometimes you tottaly pull the under-side of your tongue while giving head. If you're good at what you do, it's worth the pain.
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Oct 01, 03
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other than blueballs?
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Oct 01, 03
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accidently bashed heads together..
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Oct 01, 03
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^ Omg!! ouch!
Umm I have this chair that sits just as you walk in the door and when ht elighs are out I forget its their because it fairly new so I end up running into it, Huts likle hell and always gives me bruises. Also, I have these droors ( I cant spell) under my bed and yea it was not fully closed at one time and I kept walking like nothing was there and I stubbed me toe. Oh I hate when that happens. Other than that.. thats it...
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Oct 01, 03
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omg.. i remember one time i hit my head on the same shelf on top of the bed like 3 times in the morning. the 3rd time i got really embarassed and started crying.. oh the memories. silly me.
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Oct 02, 03
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awww poor bev...hehehe hope none of your brain cells are dead =)
as for me...got so drunk one time that i ran into a sliding door without even knowing it until the next day...huge ass bump onmy head another one would be falling off a bed with a girl...hahaha those were the good times i tell you :toasted:
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Oct 02, 03
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One time I was left with a bruise the shape of a faucet on my ass, that bathroom counter was way to small! And another time there was a wooden chair sitting right beside the bed and I rolled at a funny angle and my head bashed into it. I was distracted at the time so I didn't notice, but later on I had a bump on my head that hurt pretty bad.
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Oct 02, 03
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yeah, i always get punches to the gut and box in bed.
sometimes i just wish it would stop!!
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Oct 02, 03
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^Kneed someone in the face?
Poor guy!
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Oct 02, 03
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Very pulled muscles...... And I shouldn't share this, but once I forgot I had my period ( I think I was sketchy) and had a tampon launched into my uterus......that one hurt, my pride as well. I dont think I can ever have children again. Hows that for sexual injury.
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Oct 02, 03
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This one time we were just lounging in bed and we were being silly..and I tried to pull a 'look what I can do!' and ended up taking a pretty bad fall and hyperextending the ligaments(?) in my sternum..which really means my shoulders kind of..met. Anyways, it was very painful and I had to go to emergency..and it was really awkward for him and I to have to explain to every nurse "so uh..we were in bed...and"
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Oct 02, 03
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uhmmmmmm haha there were candles on the head board and i was kinda sittin up and i like harsh burnt my hair that was the only bedroom injury ive received...how ever one time when we were banging in the shower i slipped and fell and i smacked my cheek on the soap holder thing that sticks out of the wall .. my face started bleeding and i had a purdy bruise for a week :Dgo me!
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Oct 03, 03
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nothin outta the ordinary. bumped head on the wall, desk, head board. altho one time i did get my knee stuck inbetween the wall and the bed (theres a bit of a gap between the 2). that was quite painful. also i got hit in the face once by mistake and got a nose bleed. ...got elbowed in the eye. it was fun explain to my parents were did i get the black eye from.
oh and one time i was stadin up in bet and kinda jumpin around my bf and i lost my balance.. fell... and landed with my knees right on his balls. i still feel kinda bad about that. i must've hurt like a bitch.
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Oct 03, 03
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i think i have only gotten a few bruise and bumps...oh ya ..rug burn.....and some badly pulled muscles......but i have left some pretty bad nail damage...like punctures from my nails on his ass ..back ect.......i guess i was having too much fun!!! :c-tard:
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