To the ladies of fnk- a moment of your time if you will.

[Goat]

That's it J'nette, we're putting it to the board to settle this once and for all, humour my ego for a sec :moon:
Ladies, the situation is this: J'nette and i have this outstanding debate about whether, yours truly, would be a boring lay or not.
I'm not claiming god like status, but then again, neither am i claiming ignorance.
For what it's worth i havn't had a complaint to my face yet, i'm peirced all around, enjoy gratuitous licking, touching, and it's a personal turn-on to see my partner fully enjoying herself.

ladies, if you'd be so kind to cast a vote

edit: and a handshake and a beer to the antagonist, who wich the issue was never debatable, would be a great lay.

[Mc*Phee]

didn't you say that u had some sort of a piercing??? ;) :PartEkid:
hahahaha lol

hrm, hard to say without knowing, or seeing you first.......

Pictures please, as well as diagrams, and maybe some charts.

[ppcock]

I'd do you with a pitchfork

find that g-spot in no time.

and who know's maybe the infamous Ywxy Spot.. with a pitchfork anything can happen.

[Goat]

old pics are in the gallery, a little leaner.
peircings: tongue, ears, brow, nipples, pa

[rawb]

was like fucking my mom's turkey.

lot of effort but always painfully dry, couldn't get into the stuffing, made me sleepy before i was done.

5.5/10

[ppcock]

5.5?

what was good about it?

Stuffing.. Helping the turkey not get fucked since 1942

[Goat]

was like fucking my mom's turkey.

lot of effort but always painfully dry, couldn't get into the stuffing, made me sleepy before i was done.

ouch, that hurts....right in the colon :moon:

[MissBehavior]

*has heard stories*

*whistles*

[Akeel]

i have to go vomit.

[bebu*funfun]

yea im a visuals person as well.. i need lots and lots of pictures..sorry not just ure face. charts would be a bonus.
:hehe:

Definately a chronological timeline as well.....

Oh, measurements are good too. (e.g. 34-24-26, 7" cut?)

*snicker*

Wine makes me funny!

[MissBehavior]

^hahahah

Do you have any Idea how old he is??? ;)

Lisa, the way I see it, the younger the better......the older they get, the more kids they want! BOOOOOOO

I am at a stage in my life where I DON'T want a relationship.....so I kind of have this motto......

I don't want to cuddle, I don't want to talk about my feelings, I don't want to hold hands, and quite frankly, I don't care if you are not done, get the f**k out of my bed!

[sungoo]

ahaha, this is the funniest thread I've read in a while.
go rawb and marty!

[normal josh]

i may not be a woman, but i would do you anyways ;)

[cinist]

i think your self serving personality best suits you for a relationship with one of your hands.

[Sue Bitch]

i cant say no with out a reson right so ????

[tufflove]

i think ur hawt
but i dono how ud be in the sak
im gonna guess ud be good ........yea fo' sheeze

[Goat]

Ash keepin the faith - wurd :D

measurements: 40 -33- 30 and i'd say modestly topping 7


and the score so far...
j'nette punching, kicking, elbowing, and overall beating me in the face .... we'll just say 12 (it's a french number)
ravers faith in my pants - priceless

[cinist]

^^
j'nette obsession wutt?

[brokencrayon]

well i dunno cause i haven't met u before but according to what i've read on here it sounds like ur quite a good lay haha so i guess i'll put in a good vote for ya :PartEkid: :hehe:

[inkster]

this belongs in the promo section.

[-DLO_604-]

Originally posted by kid icarus
i may not be a woman, but i would do you anyways ;)

okay that's just something i just didn't really need to know
like akeel said where's the nearest washroom i need to vomit now


bwahahahaha

[M!SKA]

i'm willing to find out.. call me!!! 761-9675