months of not jerkin off then...BAM!!

[Goat]

the volume, gad zukes, the volume....WOn"T Someone think OF the CHilDren!?!?!?

*wew

and im spent. :kimmie:

[crackdragon]

wtf... funny, but still wtf

[Beaker]

Why didn't you jerk off for months?

[Goat]

just never had that urge in the last couple months, but then last night.... well... you get the picture.

let me tell ya, it was a religious experience.

[crackdragon]

Man you must have just been twitching. I know if I dont get to "release" at the very least around once a week I start to get ancy.

[Veni*C]

LMAO.....im SO glad i am not a guy!!! geesus!

[jawa]

*lindsay gives the goat a high five*
congraulations man

[e_BoY]

hahaha crazyness

[ppcock]

that's always the best.

but im a horny fiend so I cant wait months until i jerk. fuck i have a hard time waiting 10 minutes.

[Goat]

the wait though, makes it so much more worth it.

*high fives all around

[ppcock]

only high five if you washed your hands

WHICH YOU MOST LIKELY DID NOT>

[Hot Karl]

"months of not jerkin off then...BAM!!"

i thought the rest of the post would go

"then at my job interview, it just went off"

[Bevvy Swift]

i been there too buddy. but it wasn't by choice. i was in france, sharing a room with two other people. JUST TRY IT WITHOUT MAKING THE SLEEPING BAG RUSTLE. (although it's not the rustling itself that gives it away, it's the rhythm to the rustling, nomsain?) long story short, when i got home, went srtaight to the bedroom. Felt like the first time all over again!

[hardstylin]

man i hope u where gettting alot of sex cause you probly had the sickest case of blue balls after that. ouch!!!

[ppcock]

I've jerked it into a sleeping bag before.

the only difference was the girl was jerking it for me.

[sloth]

this is anything BUT da sweet stuff.
keep it between you and your pants, pedo.

[Dean]

hahahah funniest post EVER

[brokencrayon]

BAHAHAHA

this is indeed a hilarious post!

[brokencrayon]

BAHAHAHA

this is indeed a hilarious post!

[Magi]

Most people wouldn't be able to do that simply because of the fact that the body needs sexual release, and when you hold in your urges for extended periods of time, your cum will find some other way to release from your body. This is why wet dreams occur for boys in their early teens, the urges are there but the release method isn't. So I'm guessing if some other people tried it here (not jerk it for a long time) they would probably be gettin wet dreams. Wet dreams can happen to girls too.

On a side note, that's quite impressive. The longest I've know of (a friend tried it) was 40 days, and he says it was quite amazing too.

The longest I've gone without it is like 3 days, both were trips out of town. And yup, first thing back, straight to the bedroom. I would try to go longer, but because I go to school everyday and I see hotties all the time, it's almost impossible to go longer than a day or two.


EDIT: Oh god, I just realised this post was in the sweet stuff section and not the sex&drugs section. :D

[JoNeSie]

Masturbation is the devil! When you masturbate you are sinning, and you won't go to heaven! Remember, you gotta choose between jackin off and going to heaven

[jomama]

I think this may be a little much for me but I still love it
I'm not a big fan of jerkin off myself....
...maybe I should trying it sometime :kimmie:

[teknokid]

its funny cause waiting 3 months and 4-5 days is the exact same.... you must have had plenty wet dreams...ewww. It doesnt just keep storing up you know....

[jomama]

mmmmmmmmmm

[Goat]

actually. no sploogy sploogy in my sleep at all. and believe me when i say, 3 months, compared to 3-4 days is like comparing firecrackers to the symphony of fire.


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