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Dec 15, 03
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What do you do?
OK, so what do you do, when there's this girl you used to nail, and she comes over to your house, with her new boy-friend and her large-breasted friend? Well obviously I laugh at her because he isn't nearly as sexy as me, and just to teach her a lesson, I fuck her friend right? Ok, as long as we all agree on this.
So it wasn't my fault, in fact I don't remember all the details, but I'm pretty sure we "did it". Now my only problem is that I know what position we were in and I know what kind of beer we were drinking (Pilsner), but I don't remember how I was, how long I lasted, how many times we did it and all sorts of other details. Not that it really matters cause she was pretty wasted, so she probably remembers less than I do. I'm just thinking that I owe it to myself (and her) to give her a performance worth remembering, then again atleast this way she probably won't call the police and she probably couldn't give a detailed description of me. Something to think about..... 
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Dec 15, 03
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I knew u nailed her... u cheating basterd!!!!
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Dec 15, 03
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/\ Sorry baby, if it makes you feel any better, I was thinking of you most of the time. Although it wasn't my fault, I still feel bad for abandoning you in the living room. Oh well, you weren't putting out so someone had to step up to the plate.... I'm sorry, I'm a bad monkey, just don't call the police and everything will be ok! Dude up until the other night, I haven't even made out with someone in about 5 months, let alone got my freak on, so I have my reasons and they are all in my pants.
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Dec 15, 03
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:c-tard: nice one boy
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Dec 15, 03
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:hehe:
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Dec 16, 03
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eww Flip you slut!
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Dec 16, 03
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P.S. Is it wrong that after we were done I actually said "The first one's free, but then you have to pay for it."? Anywho she actually thanked me when she left, so I guess things worked out for the best.
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Dec 16, 03
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FLip you man whore
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Dec 16, 03
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take a number?!
oh no i want VIP status or im not bring over any of my hot lesbain friends - i might even be able to dig up a couple of swedish ones!! VIP or bust! :hehe:
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Dec 16, 03
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i say who cares...u already did it.....she thanked you...unless the same oppurtunity arose i wouldn't go outta my way to make sure i gave her a good time..whats she gonna do....."hey ur the guy that i barely knew and when i got really hammered i i had sex with but i don't remember if u were good or not".....very unlikely...
but if she comes callin with a 12 pack of pilsner and even less clothes then maybe throw one into her... corrie
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Dec 16, 03
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Oh and Rytalin, NO!
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Dec 16, 03
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wow 5 swedish lesbians!!
hmmm how old exactly was this large brested friend? i think this is important info for my " how trampy is Flip exactly" decision I got VIP, I got VIP! :339: Tke that - all you suckers who thought id amount to nothing! :hehe:
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Dec 17, 03
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Besides I'm not "trampy", I'm just very affectionate and I've got a lot of love to give. :PartEkid:
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Dec 17, 03
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TRAMP!!!
Lions and tigers and tramps oh my! and you can have your VIP back - apparently im too old for you
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Dec 17, 03
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Flip I thought I was your one and only??? back off bitches! lol omg..your a roit
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Dec 17, 03
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you get an atta boy. that is all.
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Dec 17, 03
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Oh and Sue, it wasn't Sarah or Heather, it was some chick my friend Brandi introduced me to. I don't think you know her, hell I barely even know her.
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Dec 17, 03
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You just made my list of people I need to secretly murder and take the place of. :kam: do you still have that pony tail?
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Dec 23, 03
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uhm flip...go fuck that bitch till she bleeds 4 REAL!
:kam:
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