How many guys enjoy eating carpet?

[ebbomega]

I figured we needed another one of these threads with different euphemisms for cunnilinugs, because we don't seem to have enough.

(Mods feel free to lock)

[LostBoyScout]

dang, i came here to complain about it too :sick:

its like the only thing anyone asks here

[inkster]

i don't mind it. but i hate having to boil it for 5 hours so that the glue seeps out. it's just too much work.

it also kind of gums up my knives.

[shorerider]

My thread using the word BOX was soooo much better, n00b!

[DRIP]

omg that is fuked,........... my little cuzin actuallly eats carpet... he is like 3 ad he sits on the stairs alll day ad tairs out pices of carpet ad chews on them alll day its sooooooo fuked he would rathr eat that that cookies or cadie

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by shorerider
My thread using the word BOX was soooo much better, n00b!

Hah. I was called a n00b. FNK never ceases to amuse me.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Oh hush Dave.... sometimes, just sometimes mind you, people say things in jest.... to get a giggle....

Then again if you were amused I suppose his task has been completed.....

[ebbomega]

^^ Just because someone made an elitist joke doesn't mean I can't be more of an elitist asshole.

Trust me, there's an art to elitism.

[Cdn_Brdr]

and apparently I've just been taken to school by a true master of the art..... all hail teh 3bb0m3g@!!!11 :keebler:

[Scarface]

I was going to start the

"How many guys like to explore the Ruby Fruit Love Jungle" thread, but i knew it would be a waste of space.

Yay metaphors.

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by Cdn_Brdr
3bb0m3g@!!!11

Dude. That hurts on such an amazing level.

[shorerider]

Originally posted by ebbomega


Hah. I was called a n00b. FNK never ceases to amuse me.

You're damn right you were called a n00b, n00b!

[party_babe]

eeeewww carpets are gross

[GrassHopper]

i don't eat carpet, but i do eat "carpet" aka pussy aka "the garage" aka "the promise land".
i'm fucking high.

[g l o w]

wtf..
is this suppose to mean something? lol

[inkster]

Originally posted by GrassHopper
i don't eat carpet, but i do eat "carpet" aka pussy aka "the garage" aka "the promise land".
i'm fucking high.

oh.

now i get it.

thx.

[Crazy Dave]

ebbomega you goof,,, it's licking carpet. Because then you can enjoy eating box.

And only then can you be a good lez.

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by Crazy Dave
ebbomega you goof,,, it's licking carpet. Because then you can enjoy eating box.

And only then can you be a good lez.

Deep down inside I'm a raging Bulldyke man-hater.


Silliness,
Dave "Oh yeah, Go back to South Park!" Leckie

[Ragga_Wh0re]

fur burgers are gross. I prefer linoleum

[Ggabe81]

Originally posted by GrassHopper
i don't eat carpet, but i do eat "carpet" aka pussy aka "the garage" aka "the promise land".
i'm fucking high.

I agree with the Grasshopper his wisdom is so holy!!! Man im tired