tales of embarassment while extremely stoned (add your own!)

[SteveO13]

Ok this 1 time me and a bunch of peeps were jus chillen on my bed and we were jus foooked right up my eyes all rolled to the back of my head and manda was like steve r u ok ??? ur eyes r rollin to the back of ur head.

I was like Hey if my eyes roll to the back of my head dont worry ok there jus havin fun
hahahha

many more stories to come my friends many more

[trance_bunny]

not embarassing but funny,

me and my friend had just bought a half ounce, smoked four bowls and than rolled five joints and decided to walk and smoke, her mom was home. so before we left i threw the weed into the bottom of our munchie bag in case her mom came down
the walk i don't remember.. we were pretty ripped, but when we came home her mom was all like what was in that bag?? we were all saying how i had some food in it and she was like b/c the dog ate it!! WTF!! her dog is a mini poodle and we both just looked at it thinking it would be all fucked up but it wasn't and we just started freeking out trying to find out where the bag was and hopefully our weed
so we had to go outside to look through the garbage can while her mom was standing there knowing what we lost talking to us while we tried to find it and when we did she all wanted to see how much we had that that was the best part seeing our weed, and was acting so wierd i kept tripping right out, at least she didn't yell at us she just laughed knowing how high we were and thank god the dog didn't eat it,
so a nice lil reminder, don't put weed with food if you have any animals around... not cool...but funny afterwards

[mapleleaf4ever]

Once at my Buddies apartment we had a huge Hawaiian Hot Box in his Bathroom... suffice to say the three of us were so stoned we could barely open the door to get out. Well, one of my friends found one of those Electric Fly Swatters. He went on the patio and started hitting the Cigarette Butts from the Butt tin like Baseballs with it. (They make a real loud CRRRACK when they get hit) I proceeded to laugh for about an hour... oh man... I don't know why, but it was the funniest thing in the world. :toasted:

[Kandyapple]

Oh and this other time me and my friend were stoned at my house and obviously hungry. So we decided to make our own new and improved food. ( not a good idea)
So we thought of some of the things that we liked and put them all together in a bowl.
This included lucky charms extra sugar of course and popcorn with melted cheese and ranch.
We were sitting there thinking we were so smart and chowing down.
We also thought up a great idea to attach a milk carton to the box of lucky charms so you could pour both at the same time.
Both things we decided were very stupid in the morning when we were almost puking after looking at what he had ate the night before. :sick:
moral of the story. 7/11 is always a good idea instead of making your own food when you are too stoned to really taste what your eating.

[Raver_O.G]

LOL....good times had by all.


I think I have way too many stories for this section, Im all self conscious now hahaha. I dunno, one of my best was one night out at a good ole fashioned bush party, I got the bright idea that throwing the keys to my ride into the fire would be a good idea....now being totally twacked out on various combinations of shit, and swilling from a bottle of Capt'n Morgans wasnt much of an excuse....the funny thing about that was when I threw my keys, I ended up falling down into a bush that had sort of been the comunal piss bush...which was REALLY nice. I ended up getting a ride home in the TRUNK of a fricken Chrysler smelling like piss and I had to explain the situation to my rents the next day! W00t for me!

[Sariel]

So... I was sitting at home the other day, cleaning house. Got stupidly baked, started to do my laundry...
Live in an apartment, locked laundry room....

Walked out of the room, my key still inside.... had to knock on the apartment across the hall and have the guy let me in....

I get back in, grab my key, walk out without my dry clothing.... didn't realize I had an empty laundry basket till I got back to my apartment....