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Funny Weed Stories
Ok this forum is sorta dying, I'll see if I can get it goin a bit
So I had missed a bunch of french classes right, and during that time apparently everyone was told when they were supposed to present their big research project speech to the teacher. Biggest project of the year basically and it was all due near the end of the gr. 12 year. So anyway, one random day, I decide to hotbox my truck with a phat joint on the way to school. I was barely awake so I got reeeeeaally baked, like unusually high. Then I showed up in french 5 minutes later and I probably REAKED so bad, and the teacher goes "Ok Jordan let's go in the other room and you can present your speech to me" .. "Speech thing?? WTF!! nobody ever told me about this!" "Too bad so sad.. " All my friends in the class were almost crying of laughter cuz of the look on my face and how bad I smelled. Keep in mind this is the last year of french immersion and I could do 13 years of french for nothing if I fail gr. 12 (won't be "officially" bilingual)
So I go in the other room and this is like a , do or die type of thing, fail this and I could fail the course (I was doing horribly, like hovering on 50) So I tried to wing talking to the teacher about my research for 10 minutes, which was being recorded and sent to the province for the provincials. I seriously couldn't string together 5 words of french hahah, I was just sittin there like uhhhhhhh.. 2 words, uhhhhhhhhhh 2 words, .. say somethin half in english, half in french, I could barely even remember the research I did. You know how long 10 minutes feels when the teacher is staring at you and you're doing that !!!!! fuck!! and she hates you in the first place haha
Anyway, I got 51 in the course somehow. That's my story, any of y'all have any classic stories?
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Mar 01, 05
