Best Bacon Ever!

[wum]

Raise pigs and feed them mostly marijuiana loaded with THC. You need the THC to get absorbed into their fat cells for later. Promote fat cell growth (absorbing THC along the way) by giving them high-fat items when they get the munchies, like cheesies, french fries, burgers, cheesecake, etc. When the pigs are eventually processed into bacon, the meat will be laden with THC. While you're eating it and the THC hits your brain, you'll be convinced that it is THE BEST BACON EVER!!!! :-)

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Best_20Bacon_20Ever!

[Mr.Dave]

Anyone got a spare pig?

[mojo]

to spare an argument that could last years, lets just agree that we both love bacon equally alright?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Why not just Blaze before Breakfast and have Bacon?

[Mr.Dave]

Wanna go in on a group angioplasty in a year or so?

*edit* for mojojo

[wum]

smoked bacon...

[hardstylin]

heres a hint of how small town i am, my buddy has pigs AND chickens :)
whats up!!

[lou_belle]

~mammals gotta have split hooves and chew cud.. bacon doesn't chew*
~birds gotta have three toes in the front and one in the back and can't be birds of prey..
~seafood has gotta have scales and fins..

pretty boring I'd say...
there's a fish that has scales and fins but when you take it outta water the scales all fall of...not kosher:)

thought it'd be cool for u guys to know what the dilly-o is on kashrut eats*

[wum]

^ you need to change religions

[Goodfellow]

I think I would rather just save the.. most likely LARGE amount of bud, that it would take for the pig to get enough of it in its fat to get you high when you eat him. I bet you'd have to give him at least like an ounce of bud to notice anything at all when you ate the bacon.. not to mention the THC would get cooked off when you fried up the bacon. fail.

[Mr.Dave]

That's why you drink the fat too stupid.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

heres a hint of how small town i am, my buddy has pigs AND chickens :)
whats up!!

lol my friend in Horsefly has those too.... mmmmm nothing like a fresh slab of Bacon where you can cut your own as thick as you want. FUCK I'M SOOOO HUNGRY JUST FROM THAT THOUGHT!

[mojo]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Wanna go in on a group angioplasty in a year or so?

*edit* for mojojo

ya, maybe we can get a deal or something.

[Dean]

dont feed them bud!

just feed them shake!