share story of close call / dealing with RCMP

[PsyTrance4Life]

i would like to hear any story of close call with rcmp or caught by rcmp

i also wanted to know:
1) legal limit to carry on me?

2) is it possible for rcmp to knock on my door when i smoke at my own place when they receive a compliant call

3) how can i get a medical card? if i tell my doctor about my use of marjuiana is for back pains

4) if i get a medical card, would i be legally to grow 1 or 2 plants? (for personal use)

5) what is the legal limit, anything more would be charged for possession? by fine or jail time or both?


thanks

[decypher]

Your definately not gonna get a medical card lol.

Cops can't say shit if your smoking on your own property.

There is no legal limit, but if you have anything under a half OZ. Just act like a scared little bitch and the cops will stomp it in the ground and then give you this big power trip about "You know i could give you this huge ticket, and you could get this done to you blah blah blah" just nod and say "yes sir" and your in the clear.

[cinist]

you should just run every time you see a cop

full proof!

[Goat]

^This woman runs faster then the nation of Africa.

Truthes!

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Cops cant touch you for blazing in your own house. From past experience, Me and my buddy were Spinning and Blazing in my room, He (my buddy) decides to start shooting off my BB gun out my window at my neighbours wind chime. (the fucking idiot he is), Cops came the whole deal, They followed my into my pot smoke filled room, took the gun, and left. Fuckin' cops ruined my high. Haha, whatev, the took the ghey BB gun, gave me NO fine, And prolly went off on their day fucking themselves.

[euro_raver]

i've been caught with like 3 grams on me and 4 on my friend on the last day of school and they just took it away because we co operated and gave them it when they asked without a search

[mojo]

one time me and some friends climbed on a parked train and were taken to the station and then i bought gumballs with sour sugar inside and watched the aliens trilogy.

[oxide]

me and my buddy erik were with a bunch of people hanging around at night in the summer outside the movie theatre.. there was a stairway that goes into a little spot where the theatre exits.. so we were in behind out of sight.. smoking from his pipe.. the cops pull up and kick everyone that was in the area out.. we were hiding out of sight in the little are for like 20 minutes keeping quiet until the cops left. it was freaky.. the cops didn't notice us ;]


another time out behind 7-11 we were drinking vodka and smoking jointz
the fuzz come up;
they dumped the booze, but let us keep the herb

[ebbomega]

"This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly. "
"What for?"
"His traffic tickets. Got a warrant. They stopped him for something, found warrants on him, took him to county. Now she doesn't walk around alone with all that weed. I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. But she keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me, finally I said OK 'cause I'm sick of hearing it. Now, we're picking the guy up at the train station... "
"Wait a minute. You go to the train station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you?"
"The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. Anyway, we're get to the station and we're waiting for the guy. I'm carrying the weed in one of those little carry-on bags. I got to take a piss. So I tell the connection I'll be right back, I'm going to the boys' room. So I walk in the mens' room, and who's standing there? Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German shepherd."
"They're waiting for you?"
"No, they're just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, talking. When I walked through the door, they all stopped what they were talking about and they looked at me."
"That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation."
"German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it... -BAM!... -right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me..."

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by PsyTrance4Life

i also wanted to know:
1) legal limit to carry on me?

Nonexistant. In case you didn't know, possession of marijuana is still technically a criminal offense. That's not to say that you're going to jail for having a gram on you. Usually, it's best just to be discreet. If they're doing a formal search and they find stuff on you, it's most likely they'll either force you to light it on fire or confiscate it. Rare you'll get a fine for anything under a half ounce. More than that and you're looking possession with intent. If you're in a vehicle and you have weed it's not uncommon for them to impound your car for 24 hours, possibly rack up points on your license.

2) is it possible for rcmp to knock on my door when i smoke at my own place when they receive a compliant call

Police will knock on your door for any complaint, but they need either a warrant or probable cause to enter and search your house. As long as there's no smoke bubbling from your house when you answer the door, you should be alright.

That being said, I had some friends who dealt weed when the cops came by. Normally they just shout out "Come in" when someone knocks on their door... cops weren't even over for weed, they were questioning about something completely unrelated I think. But anyways, my buddy's lying on the couch, knock on the door, yells to come in, knock again, yells louder to come in... force of habit for him, really... probably was only half-awake. Next thing he remembers is looking up and seeing a boy in blue staring directly at the quarter pound sitting on his desk. So again, the name of the game is discretion.

For the record, they had the weed confiscated and they got a fine. They were going to go to court to dispute the fine, but the date got pushed and the cop never rescheduled, so they never had to pay the fine. But they're definately now on the list of known weed dealers. Cops really don't care that much about weed, but if you're being obvious about it, they have to bust you.

3) how can i get a medical card? if i tell my doctor about my use of marjuiana is for back pains

Way to answer your own question. Talk to a doctor to get a perscription. Note that most often they only really give it to people with histories of chronic pain.

4) if i get a medical card, would i be legally to grow 1 or 2 plants? (for personal use)

That's the idea. There has been a big push lately though from pharmaceutical companies to get marijuana into drug store (while it looks cool on paper, I'm not a fan of this idea... Drug companies have utterly destroyed tobacco in north america so that there's now more carcinogens in there than tobacco alone...)

5) what is the legal limit, anything more would be charged for possession? by fine or jail time or both?

And way to ask the same question twice.

There is no legal limit because pot is still illegal. But it's usually up to the cop's discretion. In Vancouver, marijuana is hella common so nobody's about to bust you for possession. One needs only to go to the Amsterdam Cafe to see this. April 20th last year at the Art Gallery there was about a thousand people on the front steps smoking weed. Cops were kicking around at the back doing a pledge drive for the Special Olympics. Nobody got busted for possession... Fuck it, people were selling cookies and brownies and whatnot all over the place. Again, cops really don't care much about weed. What they're really concerned with is people driving under the influence and copious amounts of trafficking.

[-evil-duerr-]

Tho I've had a handfull of brief run ins wit the pigs. One time was kinda funny.
I got completely mashed and was walking home one night, the cops picked me up and confiscated my weed.I was thrown into the drunk tank till morning.

When they released me i was pretty bummed out, but as I was walkin out i noticed the cops left me something. They dropped my pot out on the ground right in front of where they released me, I saw that shit and got my pot back! This unusual little surprize made my brutal drunktank hangover a little less harsh!