~Booty Call Contract~

[.muffy.]

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES

1) No sleeping over unless it is very good and we repeat it in the morning. 1a) If by morning I sober up and realize you look like shit both parties can be excused from clause (1)

2) No meeting in public. If you try to approach me and hence reduce my chance of hooking up additional ass, I will deny ever knowing you.

3) Phone calls before 9pm are not permitted; we have nothing to talk about.

4) None of that "lovemaking" shit, only mind blowing sex allowed.

5) No emotional discusssions - (ie: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so dont ask.)

6) NO plans are made in advance; that is why you are called the "backup"

7) No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

8) No asking for comparisions with former lovers, it's really none of your damn business.

9) Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - dont be offended we probably aren't thinking of you anyways.

10) No extra clothing - I dont want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. Any extra clothing left behind will willingly be donated to future booty callers.

11) No falling asleep right after sex - it's over and you have no more use to me, so get your ass up and go home.

12) Dont be offended if I dont ask if you enjoyed it - I dont care.

13) We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so dont keep calling.

14) The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

The holder of this agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from "the booty call list" and deleted from phone memory and email list. Your ass will be kicked to the curb untill you understand the rules

[crookedking]

those things shouldn't even have to be said.

[Dj_K2]

LOL :041: LoL

Im going to print 10 copies & give them to girls! Each point makes complete sense!

[*baby*nat*]

HAHA!
This was actually on a *friends* bed room door.
Haha, Ahh that's halair.

[Glendita*]

omg that is so funny ... finally i have it on writing .... i'm just going to print out a couple of these so i can get them signed

[high-dee]

D4isy:

Is that all I am to you?

*sniff*

[Bitchin]

HAHAHAHAHA, nice daisy....

hrmmmmm.. but how are you ppl gonna get it signed. theres no dotted line or nothing.. :P

[dirk diggler]

Originally posted by ~* tinker *bell*~
omg that is so funny ... finally i have it on writing .... i'm just going to print out a couple of these so i can get them signed

glenda u kno u put ur self up for this flame...so here goes...ahahahaa
im gonna be nice today

[Glendita*]

Originally posted by dirk diggler

glenda u kno u put ur self up for this flame...so here goes...ahahahaa
im gonna be nice today

quiet u , before i end ur life .... that 's all for today