stoner quote of the day!

[gratia]

and the award goes to......drum roll please.........

BETTY!!!!!

"it tastes like apple!" *five minutes of histarical laughter* "no, that's not what i meant....i meant you can't taste the resin."




ps. took my first hit from an apple bong today :)

[B-rizzo]

my friend had quite the stoner moment today himself, we were talking about when my other buddy came home from japan and i said 4 weeks, and hes like "Shit man thats like 19 days away" The 3 of us just like stared at him and begain bursting out laughing.

Ahhh Stoner moments :D

[gratia]

^^^ hahaha

[BongMan]

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ya"


True stoner quote of the day.

[B-rizzo]

Originally Posted by BongMan

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ya"


True stoner quote of the day.

Funny you should just mention that. I literally just did that on the phone to my friend. hes like what are you doing? and i went uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaa nothing

[BongMan]

buddy it happens way to often

[Ms.Tarantula]

stoner quote from a couple days ago:

Mike Flawless & I sitting in his car.. trying to tell which weed was hashplant and which one wasnt...

He picks up a bud, smells it.. and holds it up for me to smell as he says AND I QUOTE

''no.. this one smells like the monkey cage at the zoo''

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Mike is the best guy to blaze with ever!!!!

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

I dont smoke pot anymore for the simple fact that it turns me into a tard.

I seriously laugh and giggle to myself..and seriously act like I have a mental disorder.

Infact..its been so long since I was actually 'high' that it freaks me out. I dont ever want to be high again. I hate no being in control..and I usually end up doing stupid shit..LIKE getting ripped on acid and deciding that was the perfect time to get my nipple pierced..that was the worst pain i've ever felt.. and not something I would have NEVER done sober.. ughhh

[digitaldropout]

smoke more pot.. fuck yeah.

and thank you.. i was the maker of this apple bong.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by digitaldropout

smoke more pot.. fuck yeah.

and thank you.. i was the maker of this apple bong.

Respect.

[Taddy_Bare]

SPIDER FIGHT! Oh man I got the bright idea to stick the spider I found in my friend's bath tub into my other buddy's tarantula terrarium. It never happened though, someone just killed it instead.

[Sariel]

"you're a sock cucker"
- me

[vaporize]

"woah im soooo stoned"
- random newb

[Hero.Skye]

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

I dont smoke pot anymore for the simple fact that it turns me into a tard.

I seriously laugh and giggle to myself..and seriously act like I have a mental disorder.

Infact..its been so long since I was actually 'high' that it freaks me out. I dont ever want to be high again. I hate no being in control..and I usually end up doing stupid shit..LIKE getting ripped on acid and deciding that was the perfect time to get my nipple pierced..that was the worst pain i've ever felt.. and not something I would have NEVER done sober.. ughhh

party pooper!

[Sue Bitch]

Last night drinking a 40 chillin in a park with a friend and I say
"If i had to describe fall in one word it would be muuuusShHyy." He almost snorted some of the 40 out his nose. Iguess you had to be their but it was hillarious