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Sep 23, 03
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Anyone willing to trade a Capital Punishment ticket for some great head?
This offer applies to hot people only, if you're not a sexy biatch, I'm willing to pay 10 bucks or I'll thumb-wrestle you for it. For those sexy biatches out there, I'm pretty damn good at what I do and I promise it will be worth your while. In fact, if you are not completely satisfied after, let's say 20 minutes, I'll totally pay $15 for the ticket.
For the record, I think giving head should officially be considered a form of currency. Good HEAD is HARD to CUM BI! That whole sentence is just plain naughty! 
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Sep 24, 03
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Dude, I'm 7! How many 7 year olds have jobs? I'm not talking about a sweat-shop either.
Besides, I can buy a ticket, and probably will. I'm just saying that there are lots of people who would value a good blow-job or box-munching over $10. Obviously you give crappy head or you would know that. And for those of you who think a 7 year old shouldn't be giving head in the first place, I'm a mature 7 year old. I got pubes!
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Sep 25, 03
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And Hot Karl, first off, I doubt your real name is Karl. And if it is, I highly doubt you're hot. If you actually know what a "hot karl" is, you'd know it's when you fuck someone up the bum, then they blow you afterwards. I'm sure you've taken it up the poop-shoot plenty of times and then gobbled a stinky-dinky right afterwards. As for me getting a job, how bout you get on your knees and give me a blow-job? You're just cranky because I'm 728 days older than you. Oh and by the way, tell your grandmother she left her false teeth and glass eye at my place, while she was bobbing my nob and recieving a first class skull-fucking. I bet if you were a chick, you'd have small boobs and big fat saucer-nipples. PLUR Last edited by Flip; Sep 25, 03 at 03:59 PM.
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Sep 25, 03
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HAHAHAHA DOOD U RULE
you are teh leetist hax0r i have ever seen. yes my name is really Karl and i am so fuckin hawt it'd steam up your thick thick glasses DAWG. explain to me again how hardcore you are when you CAN'T AFFORD $15 FOR A RAVE. HAHAHAHA. i win by the 2 sweetest words in the english language...DE- FAULT DE- FAULT DE- FAULT !!!!!
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Sep 25, 03
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Sep 26, 03
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so what this comes down to is the fact that you're offended by my helpful suggestion that you get a job, thus making your party needs affordable. it shouldn't be such a soft spot...unless of course you are a ghetto piece of trash that clearly can't get a job.
my most sincere condolences on the status of your life.
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Sep 28, 03
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Contrairy to popular belief, I can afford a ticket to a party. What some ignorant douche-bags may not quite comprehend is that I can pay for a party if I have to, but I was making a playful post, to keep some F&Kers on thier toes and have a good laugh. For those specific rehab-monkeys who actually think I'm serious most of the time... lighten up butt-fucker!!!! I'm just goofin with you! There are a shit-load of people who for some reason, actually get pissed off or offended by my posts, however they are F**KING RETARDS!!! It should be pretty freakin obvious that I mean no harm and don't get offended for Baby-Jesus's sake!! Lighten up, you cock-smokin douche-monkeys! LIL Jenna will back me up, so will Kimmy Kandy and Sue And Cheryl and Fabio. Goddammit, I'm a sexy-retard and that's final!
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Sep 28, 03
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oh shit, and here i was on the serious train to no-smilesville
cuz my 'get a job' comments were so serious. i don't give a fuck about your job status. btw asshole u went off first. so maybe you should RELAX. CUZ FRANKIE SAYS SO.
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Oct 01, 03
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lol... you suck
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Oct 01, 03
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No i totally admit that I'm out witted. Like for example Hot Karl's first post in this thread was"Get a job" his second post was "Get a job", his third post was coming out of the closet and saying "Get a job", his fourth post was "I'm a God...Oh and get a job". So obviously with the amazing variety of his posts and the depth that he has gone to, to tell me what to do with my life, considering we've never met. I am gonna make a prediction that next time he has a genius remark to make, it will have something to do with me getting a job. And if I'm wrong it is solely because he has read this post and he is gonna try to do the exact opposite and probably tell me to get a job. Wow that would sure be creative of him.
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Oct 02, 03
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This thread was obviously a joke to begin with.
If he's offering free sex...so be it...and that's great that you have Jenna and sue and etc behin you...personally don't go around saying you have these people to back you up...i'm pretty sure that if you mouthing off sayin that they are your "backup" then they won't back you up...I've met Jenna and she's a nice girl...don't go draggin her into this or any one else...just keep your problems to yourself. Hot Karl: You have to got to chill out at times...i think everybody gets your point after you say "Get A Job" once. No need to repeat yourself. All in all BOTH OF YOU GUYS CHILL THA FUCK OUT
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Oct 02, 03
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At no point was I upset or hateful towards anyone in this post. I was joking the entire time and I'm sorry if anyone actually got offended.
The only reason I brought up Sue and Jenna, is because they know me pretty well and they actually have a valid opinion of me due to the fact that we've met several times. I didn't mean that they are my hired thugs and would back me up in a fight, although there's a good chance that they would. My point wasn't that they are gonna go beat up Hot Karl if I tell them to, it was that if someone is going to have an opinion of me, it would be best if they atleast met me first and got to know me(like Sue and Jenna), rather than basing it on my on-line posting. Since most of my posts are not serious, it's a bad idea to base your opinion of me based on threads like this one. SLURP
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