B.C. is #1...LMAO...

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> > >> >
> > >> > Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
> > days.
> > >> > Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
> > day.
> > >> >
> > >> > He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
> > >> >
> > >> > God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards
> > >> through
> > >> > the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
> > >> >
> > >> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
> > >> >
> > >> > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going
to
> > >call
> > >> it
> > >> > Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
> > >> >
> > >> > "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> > >> >
> > >> > God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
> > >> Northern
> > >> > Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern
> > >> Europe
> > >> > is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a region of stifling hot
> > >> > temperature, and up there a region of fierce cold. Over yonder is
an
> > >area
> > >> of
> > >> > arid desert, while over there is a lush and humid rain forest."
> > >> >
> > >> > The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
mountainous
> > >> region
> > >> > and asked, "What's that one?"
> > >> >
> > >> > "That is Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are
> > beautiful
> > >> > mountains, canyons, passes, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite
> > >> > grassland. The people from Canada are going to be modest,
intelligent
> > >> and
> > >> > humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll
> be
> > >> > extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will
be
> > >known
> > >> > throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. They will
be
> > >> > admired by all who come across them."
> > >> >
> > >> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
> > about
> > >> > balance, God?..You said there will be BALANCE!"
> > >> >
> > >> > God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loudmouth, whiny-assed,
> > >> arrogant
> > >> > piss-ants I'm putting in the United States."
>
> :004: <- haha losers!