bad anniversary present...

[Miss T]

Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really ticked.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday

[decypher]

lol.......

[Heffy]

obviously she let herself go.... and now she expects a sportscar.

maybe he should have left some pilates tapes with that scale. :p