Ask a ninja!

[neoh]

http://www.askaninja.com/

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...&q=ask+a+ninja

This guy is fucking halarious!


Three major requirements to becoming a ninja

ONE. If you want to be a full fledged ninja, sorry buddy.. gotta to be born a ninja, if your not, chances are your going to be ninja-like or ninja-esk, like your Steven Segal or Ryan Reynolds from blade 3 or something like that

STEP TWO. The physical requirements you have to start your training at age SIX WEEKS. You have to do things like swim in a Volcano, you have to do things like walk through a Blizzard without a flake of snow hitting you and of course you have to fight EVERY BEAST KNOWN TO MAN.