i was watching tv

[impure]

when i saw the most amazing stallion from texas.

http://www.joelandersinc.com/quejanaisalena.html

i want him to make babies with my horse.

Wow! that horse has made a lot of money!

[impure]

of all the babies his dad produced (a lot of babies, he's a legendary sire) this stallion is the leading money earner.
something like $350,000 LTE.
watching him on tv it was amazing.
he's an outstanding specimen.
what years and years of selective breeding can produce, the super athlete.

[mapleleaf4ever]

I'd totally love to be paid thousands of dollars to sleep with People's Daughters.

[thechix0r]

*eye roll* nice post

[impure]

lol.
stranger things have happened.
rent yourself out to the aryan race.
deirdra was thinking of trying to harvest her eggs and sell them to the aryan race but i didn't know if they'd be ok with her freckles.
learn to apply makeup eric.
you'll be golden.

[Ista]

Originally Posted by impure

learn to apply makeup eric.

.....I just got this comical image of me trying to show erik how to apply foundation.....

I will potentially get spanked for saying this.
indeed.

but the thought is really...wow yeah its fuckin funny.

I could recreate Cindy Lauper.
fuck yeah.
>_<

(I know he's gonna read this when I leave lol...)

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Ista

I will potentially get spanked for saying this.
indeed.

Your wish is my Command.

[Ista]

>_<
oh man.....


*takes it like a girlfriend.*.
>_<

[a10aleks]

Oh wow that is a nice looking Stallion! And wow that sure is alot of money!

[impure]

i think i found a pretty nice candidate here at turf paradise.
he's a gorgeous black quarter horse stallion named Throwin' a Fit.
they breed him during the off season at the track.
i'll try to get pics.

he's one dirty tough runnin' son of a bitch.
won 6 of his last 7 races.

[impure]

what really sold me on quejanaisalena was his movement.
so fluid. a beautiful way of going.

[Gunter S]

you sick bitch

[-evil-duerr-]

imo bicycles are better than horses, they don't even poop or get yer clothes invested with ticks. you guys should just get bikes.

[impure]

i've never found a tick on one of my horses.
dogs are far more likely to pick up a tick, IMO.
bikes are too much work.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

imo bicycles are better than horses, they don't even poop or get yer clothes invested with ticks. you guys should just get bikes.

I think the last thing I want to do is endue ticks. I'll stick to shoes that light up when I walk.

[impure]

i want to figure out a way to rig lit up christmas lights on my pony for the races.
lit with pink christmas lights.
sweet.

[-evil-duerr-]

but it might eat the lights..

and if its a police horse, you'll go to jail like harland williams did in half baked.
He deserved better.
Harland williams, i mean.

The horse had it coming.

[Pussy*Kat]

Originally Posted by impure

i want to figure out a way to rig lit up christmas lights on my pony for the races.
lit with pink christmas lights.
sweet.

That's not animal cruelty

[mekim]

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

That's not animal cruelty

lol, i'm sure a horse that already has someone racing it isn't going to be too fussed having a couple of lights strung around it's saddle. think a little.

[impure]

my pony doesn't race.
we're the escort pony and rider who takes the racehorse to the starting gate.
and how would stringing pink lights in her mane be animal cruelty?
i think keeping working dogs in the city is closer to animal cruelty than stringing lights in sarahs mane.

BTW we wore our santa hats and red leg wraps and bells in her mane and tail with red ribbon for our stint on tv during post parade yesterday.
she bucked a little.

i <3 sarah.

[impure]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

but it might eat the lights..

and if its a police horse, you'll go to jail like harland williams did in half baked.
He deserved better.
Harland williams, i mean.

The horse had it coming.

believe it or not, the police stable on the grounds with us.
it's cool watching them train for riots'n'shit.

[-evil-duerr-]

^danger!
make sure those horses aren't diabetic before you feed them pizza and tostitos.
theyll throw ya in the slammer!